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1. "WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!" ~ Al Franken
2. "Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them." ~ Al Franken
3. "Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!" ~ Al Franken
4. "Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell." ~ Al Franken
5. "I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven." ~ Al Franken
6. "Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from." ~ Al Franken
7. "The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover." ~ Al Franken
8. "I think Hell exists on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It's not a place you go to after you die." ~ Al Franken
9. "When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both." ~ Al Franken
10. "Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor." ~ Al Franken
11. "It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world." ~ Al Franken
12. "If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor." ~ Al Franken
13. "There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor." ~ Al Franken
14. "Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him." ~ Al Franken
15. "Gary Bauer is a very good - he's a good friend of mine." ~ Al Franken
16. "I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks." ~ Al Franken
17. "I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent." ~ Al Franken
18. "If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president." ~ Al Franken
19. "When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from." ~ Al Franken
20. "If you use Facebook - as I do - Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd." ~ Al Franken
21. "Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule." ~ Al Franken
22. "Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone." ~ Al Franken
23. "At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out." ~ Al Franken

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At first I hoped that such a technically unsound project would collapse but I soon realized it was doomed to success. Almost anything in software can be implemented, sold, and even used given enough determination. There is nothing a mere scientist can say that will stand against the flood of a hundred million dollars. But there is one quality that cannot be purchased in this way - and that is reliability. The price of reliability is the pursuit of the utmost simplicity. It is a price which the very rich find most hard to pay."
Author: C.A.R. Hoare

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