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1. "this stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol" ~ Allison Pang
2. "I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had real underwear on. It was the small things" ~ Allison Pang
3. "I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, and a hard-on. And a unicorn bite on his ass. Christ, this was turning out to be a weird morning." ~ Allison Pang
4. "Since you couldn't be bothered to give me your name, I'll just tell Moira that an extra from the porno version of Something Wicked This Way Comes was looking for her." ~ Allison Pang
5. "Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less." ~ Allison Pang
6. "Listen, I don't care if you're Voldemort under that thing. We don't sell livestock. Period." ~ Allison Pang
7. "The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know.Abby : You hump my leg like one." ~ Allison Pang
8. "Did you learn to dress that way in Leather for Bad Boys one-oh-one?" ~ Allison Pang
9. "It's like having my very own pet Legolas." ~ Allison Pang
10. "Talivar slouched in the chair next to me, casually lifting his bare feet to rest upon my chair's footrest. It was an oddly possessive move. It was also oddly sexy." ~ Allison Pang
11. "Not that I knew just what an incubus actually looked like, but judging by the darkness that was sliding up the back of his neck, it wasn't overly human. Hysterical visions of people running for the exits pursued by a massive cock and balls filled my mind, and I let out a gasp of laughter despite myself." ~ Allison Pang
12. "Why can't I quit you?" ~ Allison Pang
13. "Frodo lives!" ~ Allison Pang
14. "If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?"I eyed him sideways, struggling not to laugh at his nonplussed expression or the sharp bark of mock outrage that followed." ~ Allison Pang
15. "Why do I suddenly feel like I'm on the Island of Misfit Toys?" ~ Allison Pang
16. "Eh, I've always rather enjoyed being fashionably late." I picked up the violin case for Melanie, giving her an hug before clambering off the rock. "I feel like we should be leading a procession in, Pied Piper style.""I know just the thing." A hint of her old self peeked through her eyes.A moment later the first bars of "Safety Dance" hummed from the strings. I bit my lip trying not to giggle. Together the two of us broke out in lopsided chorus as I twirled about her. Ignoring the stares of the elves, we strutted up the center of the caravan, Brystion trailing behind us bemusedly." ~ Allison Pang

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Be careful about Burma. Most people cannot remember whether it was Siam and has become Thailand, or whether it is now part of Malaysia and should be called Sri Lanka."
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