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1. "It's not technically gossip if you start your sentence with "I'm really concerned about __________________ ," (fill in the name of the person you're not gossiping about)." ~ Brian P. Cleary
2. "When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon." ~ Brian P. Cleary
3. "Not only is love blind, it's a little hard of hearing." ~ Brian P. Cleary
4. "Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs." ~ Brian P. Cleary
5. "When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke." ~ Brian P. Cleary
6. "In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better." ~ Brian P. Cleary
7. "I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation." ~ Brian P. Cleary
8. "If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued." ~ Brian P. Cleary
9. "It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them." ~ Brian P. Cleary
10. "Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin." ~ Brian P. Cleary
11. "If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she'll still display it on her desk at work." ~ Brian P. Cleary
12. "If you treat what you value most in life more like a garden and less like a vending machine, you'll probably be happier. (from You Oughta Know By Now)" ~ Brian P. Cleary

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Will stared down at his hands. "My whole life wrecked, destroyed..." "You're seventeen," Magnus said. "You can't have wrecked a life you've barely lived."
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