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1. "I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into Neil Young. That was the grunge era, and he was considered cool again." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
2. "Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
3. "Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
4. "Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
5. "Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.'Have you said the L-Word yet?'The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?'Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
6. "Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
7. "this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'we hate you, please die." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
8. "Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
9. "After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
10. "And sometimes I try to stop speculating the future out of existence, and other times I just lean back and run with it because maybe it's for the best." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
11. "Gilded palace of Flying BurritosExcellent Nouveau Mexican CuisineWe all got to wear Swank-Ass Nudie SuitsI should have known it was a lousy pipe dreamOhhh, Ohhh, what an awesome jobOhhh, Ohhh, what do I do now??Ohh, Ohhhhh, it's like I've been robbedSpent the last of my paychequeAnd I'm feelin' pretty downnnnn!!" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
12. "Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
13. "What kind of tea do you want?""There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?""Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey."-"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
14. "?All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
15. "I'm everyone everywhere with you without you unbound set free in limbo lost at sea." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
16. "You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
17. "We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
18. "Let's be friends based on mutual hate." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
19. "Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
20. "Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
21. "Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
22. "Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
23. "Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?"Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim."Kim: "You're one of everyone." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
24. "I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
25. "You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice!" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
26. "Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword.Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
27. "bread makes you fat??" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
28. "These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
29. "I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
30. "Those two make my mouth taste like throw up." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
31. "I'm just confused. Everything's confusing. Everything beautiful is far away, or maybe everything far away is beautiful. It's like how the grass is greener on the other side. Grass just looks nicer from the other side, you know? Grass where you're standing looks like dirt with hair." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
32. "Can we go out sometime? Or, I mean, I mean... Can we maybe just hang out? Can we get to know each other? You're new in town, right? I've lived here forever-- I mean-- I mean... there are... reasons... for you to hang out with me?" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
33. "(door slams open at 2:30am)"Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson. "I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
34. "Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it's just good to know that you're not the only one who doesn't know." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
35. "We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
36. "Alright, go away. I have a tiny world to save." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
37. "Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?" ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
38. "She's his kid sister, but... I guess it's like she got sucked into this alternate dimension when she was little? And this demon guy taught her all this black magic and, like, twisted her soul." ~ Bryan Lee O'Malley

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