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1. "Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart." ~ Charles M. Schulz
2. "It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same." ~ Charles M. Schulz
3. "I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
4. "Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared...""What did you want... A chance to warm up first?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
5. "All is well... That's my new philosophy..." ~ Charles M. Schulz
6. "Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while." ~ Charles M. Schulz
7. "There is a thought among some brands of theology that souls are waiting up in heaven to be born. Now how in the world anybody comes up with that is beyond me, and how you can be so sure of that is also beyond me. I always like to go back to Snoopy's theological writings, which he called, "Has It Ever Occurred to You That You Might Be Wrong." And that's the way I feel. These things fascinate me, and I like to talk about them with other people, and hear what they think. But I'm always a little bit leery of people who are sure that they're right about things that nobody's ever been able to prove, and never will be able to prove." ~ Charles M. Schulz
8. "Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate." ~ Charles M. Schulz
9. "I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens." ~ Charles M. Schulz
10. "All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog." ~ Charles M. Schulz
11. "Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you." ~ Charles M. Schulz
12. "Hey, manager... Some kid must have left his glove here... It has his name on it... See? Right here... Willie Mays... He wrote his name on his glove, see? Poor kid... He's probably been looking all over for it... We should have a lost and found. I don't know any kid around here named Willie Mays, do you? How are we gonna get it back to him? He was pretty smart putting his name on his glove this way, though... It's funny, I just don't remember any kid by that name...""Look at your own glove.""What?""Look at your own glove... There's a name on it...""Babe Ruth... Well, I'll be! How in the world do you suppose I got her glove?!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
13. "Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
14. "A watched supper dish never fills!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
15. "Hello? Oh, nothing... Just sort of hanging around... My brother? He's right here... He's reading... He's always reading... He has no life of his own, and he's a very boring person so he reads a lot... What's he reading? I don't know... She wants to know what you're reading...""How to survive living in the same family with an annoying sister.""Ivanhoe." ~ Charles M. Schulz
16. "Hello, Sally? Let me talk to Chuck, will you?""I think he's lost in the woods.""I know what you mean, but let me talk to him, will you?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
17. "Mr. Clausc/o North PoleDear Joe..." ~ Charles M. Schulz
18. "I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another." ~ Charles M. Schulz
19. "My anxieties have anxieties." ~ Charles M. Schulz
20. "Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end...Charlie: When do the good things start?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
21. "On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
22. "You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
23. "Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton... I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by... If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud formations... What do you think you see, Linus?""Well, those clouds up there look like the map of the British Honduras on the Caribbean... That cloud up there looks a little like the profile of Thomas Eakins, the famous painter and sculptor... And that group of clouds over there gives me the impression of the stoning of Stephen... I can see the apostle Paul standing there to one side...""Uh huh... That's very good... What do you see in the clouds, Charlie Brown?""Well, I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
24. "Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you." ~ Charles M. Schulz
25. "I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!""So what else is new?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
26. "Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair.""Like a what?""Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?""I've never been able to get one unfolded..." ~ Charles M. Schulz
27. "Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes... We now have very secure dishes!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
28. "Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at life, although I think many of us find the church a refuge for a lot of our personality faults. Those of us, for example, who never learned to dance feel that the church is an ideal place for us if we can find a church that doesn't believe in dancing. Then we can get away with never having learned how to dance. You can carry this in all sorts of directions and see that the church is a refuge for what is really a 'flaw' in your own makeup." ~ Charles M. Schulz
29. "I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh." ~ Charles M. Schulz
30. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." ~ Charles M. Schulz
31. "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
32. "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." ~ Charles M. Schulz
33. "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'" ~ Charles M. Schulz
34. "Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed." ~ Charles M. Schulz
35. "I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." ~ Charles M. Schulz
36. "I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried...""Nice try... Five cents, please!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
37. "How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
38. "See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo.""He says he's not your sweet babboo.""What does he know?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
39. "Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?""Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
40. "If it's just a matter of looking, I've looked! I've looked for happiness at home. I've looked all over this neighbourhood for happiness... Someday, I'll look all over this country for happiness... And, someday, I'll look all around the world for happiness, but I'll probably never find it... Then, after I've looked all over the world, I'll return home.""And when you return home, you'll find the very happiness that was there all along! Is that what you're trying to say?""No, but maybe I'll find that stupid little pink bracelet I lost yesterday!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
41. "All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
42. "Do you think if two people liked the same thing, it could bring them closer together?""Certainly... Take classical music, for instance... Two people who shared a love for Beethoven could become very close...""How about TV?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
43. "Linus: What's wrong, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I just got terrible news. The teacher says we're going on a field trip to an art museum; and I have to get an A on my report or I'll fail the whole course. Why do we have to have all this pressure about grades, Linus? Linus: Well, I think that the purpose of going to school is to get good grades so then you can go on to high school; and the purpose is to study hard so you can get good grades so you can go to college; and the purpose of going to college is so you can get good grades so you can go on to graduate school; and the purpose of that is to work hard and get good grades so we can get a job and be successful so that we can get married and have kids so we can send them to grammar school to get good grades so they can go to high school to get good grades so they can go to college and work hard... Charlie Brown: Good grief!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
44. "Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?" ~ Charles M. Schulz
45. "To dance is to live!" ~ Charles M. Schulz
46. "If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance." ~ Charles M. Schulz
47. "Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life." ~ Charles M. Schulz
48. "No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
49. "That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another." ~ Charles M. Schulz
50. "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." ~ Charles M. Schulz
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