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1. "A 'very good friend' is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever - rakhi brother. Rakhi brother really means 'you can talk to me, but don't even freaking think about anything else you bore'." ~ Chetan Bhagat

2. "The word "future" and females is a dangerous combination." ~ Chetan Bhagat

3. "Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk" ~ Chetan Bhagat

4. "I suddenly leaned forward,bringing my face close to hers.catching her breath,stifling that laugh and pink tongue,she watched me wide-eyed.I removed the wallet from my back pocket and sat down casually again."What happened?" I asked idly."I thought...never mind".She blinked.Ha,gotcha" ~ Chetan Bhagat

5. "Nature designed with a random set of genes and circumstances in which we were born. To be happy, we have to accept it and make the most of nature's design. Are you? Goals will help you do that. I must add, don't just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order." ~ Chetan Bhagat

6. "Pardon the hurt others have caused you.What they did is past.What is bothering today are your current feelings that comes from this load.Let it go." ~ Chetan Bhagat

7. "MakeNew FrNdS But Keep D oLd , One iS silVerThe Other is Gold." ~ Chetan Bhagat

8. "life will never change we should select new things and move on" ~ Chetan Bhagat

9. "The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual." ~ Chetan Bhagat

10. "Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch." ~ Chetan Bhagat

11. "Don't be serious, be sincere." ~ Chetan Bhagat

12. "From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem." ~ Chetan Bhagat

13. "I've told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die" ~ Chetan Bhagat

14. "The pretty girl is always right." ~ Chetan Bhagat

15. "Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them" ~ Chetan Bhagat

16. "Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It's like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It's like sitting in a racing car but not driving it." ~ Chetan Bhagat

17. "We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it." ~ Chetan Bhagat

18. "A wise man can be a fool in love." ~ Chetan Bhagat

19. "Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products." ~ Chetan Bhagat

20. "She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?" ~ Chetan Bhagat

21. "Sometimes in your life you just meet someone or hear something that nudges you on the right path. And that becomes the best advice. It could just be a bit of commonsense said in a way that resonates with something in you. It's nothing new, but because it connects with you it holds meaning for you." ~ Chetan Bhagat

22. "Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter's home." ~ Chetan Bhagat

23. "When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?" ~ Chetan Bhagat

24. "...but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty. -ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 1 page 22" ~ Chetan Bhagat

25. "The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice..." ~ Chetan Bhagat

26. "We have no hope if we cannot prove uncle cynic wrong." ~ Chetan Bhagat

27. "How can God give girls so much power ? How can they turn productive,busy and ambitious men into a wilting mass of uselessness. Page 204" ~ Chetan Bhagat

28. "Shocked, the teacher rushed out and brought back the headmistress. Throughout the rest of the period, both of them tried to figure out who set off the bomb and gave us lectures on our rowdy behaviour." ~ Chetan Bhagat

29. "done it. However, just prior to the teacher's arrival, someone had a brainwave. He planted a Diwali bomb with a" ~ Chetan Bhagat

30. "Love? I need a lot of love."Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say, 'I need some more love.' Why can't we say it? It's just as basic a need." - ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 36 pages 293-4" ~ Chetan Bhagat

31. "The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us." ~ Chetan Bhagat

32. "In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!" ~ Chetan Bhagat

33. "How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?" ~ Chetan Bhagat

34. "We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone." ~ Chetan Bhagat

35. "Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me." ~ Chetan Bhagat

36. "pretty girls behave better when you ignore them." ~ Chetan Bhagat

37. "Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"...." ~ Chetan Bhagat

38. "Finally, the last point that can kill your spark is Isolation. As you grow older you will realize you are unique. When you are little, all kids want Ice cream and Spiderman. As you grow older to college, you still are a lot like your friends. But ten years later and you realize you are unique. What you want, what you believe in, what makes you feel, may be different from even the people closest to you. This can create conflict as your goals may not match with others. And you may drop some of them. Basketball captains in college invariably stop playing basketball by the time they have their second child. They give up something that meant so much to them. They do it for their family. But in doing that, the spark dies. Never, ever make that compromise. Love yourself first, and then others." ~ Chetan Bhagat

39. "Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It's ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices." ~ Chetan Bhagat

40. "I myself don't know what makes my books work. I enter a bookstore and I'm frankly overwhelmed by the number of books in most of them, and I know people are buying mine." ~ Chetan Bhagat

41. "The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read." ~ Chetan Bhagat

42. "While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it's okay if education becomes a profitable business, it's not okay if it becomes corrupt." ~ Chetan Bhagat

43. "Let's be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I'd read the 'WSJ' in the morning, and for years I have done that." ~ Chetan Bhagat

44. "Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book." ~ Chetan Bhagat

45. "I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell." ~ Chetan Bhagat

46. "Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough." ~ Chetan Bhagat

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