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1. "The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer." ~ Chris Farley
2. "Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes." ~ Chris Farley
3. "Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt." ~ Chris Farley
4. "In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king." ~ Chris Farley
5. "People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'" ~ Chris Farley
6. "Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story." ~ Chris Farley
7. "I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons." ~ Chris Farley
8. "I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts." ~ Chris Farley

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