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1. "I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
2. "Although "traditional marriage" was a form of slavery, I do support people's decision to make a modern contractual agreement of commitment toward each other, especially because there are so many social and tax incentives. When I say people I mean all people regardless of race, gender, sexuality, or number of consenting adults who want to enter this union." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
3. "Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?" ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
4. "I've noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
5. "Even Azathoth is bored of this tune." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
6. "I want to find a designer that can represent me. I want to find a celebrity that reflects me. So far I've been dressing in cotton-polyester blends. It's what Jerffrey Dahmer wore." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
7. "Ambition is a funny thing. It's like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.Or maybe that's the opposite of being a Trekkie." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
8. "The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you're wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
9. "I've seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
10. "If I wanted to be agreed with or fed my own opinion I would be sitting in front of a mirror, not a computer. If I was concerned with a stranger's opinion of me I would have a gun in my hand, not a keyboard." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
11. "I do not own the words used to debase me in any way shape or form. I gladly take the shrapnel and shower it like confetti for all those who wish to dance or die beneath it." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
12. "I'm a super hero and I'm in a phone booth but those things have nothing in common with each other; I just come here to cry." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
13. "People feeling pity for me is as offensive as them feeling inspired by me." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
14. "Memoirs are noting more than literary masterbation." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
15. "I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
16. "Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
17. "He's a scientist. He's never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
18. "A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
19. "My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
20. "Humor, drama, romance, whatever genre of entertainment you create or consume is only effective if it is challenging to your sensibilities. When the sexuality of seeing a woman's ankles became trumped by her calf, society changed. When the calf was later trumped by a woman offering shots of alcohol from her vagina on Rock of Love, society changed again. My hope for this world is that we can soon run out of shocking body parts and can finally see the humor in our ætheric bodies." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
21. "The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
22. "You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
23. "Do you ever feel like we are the universe's date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race" ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
24. "If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
25. "I'm going to punch words in your ear holes." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart
26. "This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associate with instead of those women now who's names I don't know because they weren't listed on Wikipedia." ~ Christy Leigh Stewart

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Engaged," he said bitterly. "Everybody's engaged. Everybody in a small town is engaged or married or in trouble. There's nothing else to do in a small town. You go to school. You start walking home with a girl-- maybe for no other reason than that she lives out your way. You grow up. She invites you to parties at her home. You go to other parties-- eople ask you to bring her along; you're expected to take her home. Soon no one else takes her out. Everybody thinks she's your girl and then...well, if you don't take her around, you feel like a heel. And then, because there's nothing else to do, you marry. And it works out all right if she's a decent girl (and most of the time she is) and you're a halfway decent fellow. No great passion but a kind of affectionate contentment. And then children come along and you give them the great love you kind of miss in each other. And the children gain in the long run."
Author: Betty Smith

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