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1. "When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you." ~ Dane Cook
2. "I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations." ~ Dane Cook
3. "I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such." ~ Dane Cook
4. "I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing." ~ Dane Cook
5. "Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke." ~ Dane Cook
6. "I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'" ~ Dane Cook
7. "In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak." ~ Dane Cook
8. "You've gotta share what's going on in your mind." ~ Dane Cook
9. "I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh." ~ Dane Cook
10. "I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks." ~ Dane Cook
11. "I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up." ~ Dane Cook
12. "If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny." ~ Dane Cook
13. "Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there." ~ Dane Cook
14. "I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere." ~ Dane Cook
15. "I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad." ~ Dane Cook
16. "We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments." ~ Dane Cook
17. "My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now." ~ Dane Cook
18. "I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous." ~ Dane Cook
19. "My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor." ~ Dane Cook
20. "I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it." ~ Dane Cook
21. "Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince." ~ Dane Cook
22. "Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!" ~ Dane Cook
23. "I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny." ~ Dane Cook

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