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1. "Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math." ~ Daniel Pinkwater
2. "The Story of the Rabbit and the EggplantOnce there was a race between a rabbit and an eggplant. Now, the eggplant, as you know, is a member of the vegetable kingdom, and the rabbit is a very fast animal.Everybody bet lots of money on the eggplant, thinking that if a vegetable challenges a live animal with four legs to a race, then it must be that the vegetable knows something.People expected the eggplant to win the race by some clever trick of philosophy. The race was started, and there was a lot of cheering. The rabbit streaked out of sight.The eggplant just sat there at the starting line. Everybody knew that in some surprising way the eggplant would wind up winning the race.Nothing of the sort happened. Eventually, the rabbit crossed the finish line and the eggplant hadn't moved an inch.The spectators ate the eggplant.Moral: Never bet on an eggplant." ~ Daniel Pinkwater
3. "Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal!" ~ Daniel Pinkwater
4. "All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?" ~ Daniel Pinkwater
5. "Hoboken is a neat place." ~ Daniel Pinkwater
6. "I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how." ~ Daniel Pinkwater
7. "Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun." ~ Daniel Pinkwater
8. "Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it." ~ Daniel Pinkwater
9. "I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions of my own childhood. I can see, taste, smell, feel, and hear them. Then what I do is, not write about that kid or about his world, but start to think of a book that would have pleased him." ~ Daniel Pinkwater
10. "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Eat pudding. Books are good. Eat pudding. If kids read a lot. Eat pudding. They'll get so they can think clearly. Eat pudding. And if enough kids read and think. Eat pudding. We will have world peace. Eat pudding. Thank you very much. Eat pudding." ~ Daniel Pinkwater

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