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1. "I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism." ~ David Thorne
2. "While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing." ~ David Thorne
3. "I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense. Discipline is the key to conformity, and it is important that we learn not to question authority at an early age." ~ David Thorne
4. "The four seasons in Australia consist of "fuck it's hot," "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in today because it is too fucking hot" and "Yes, the dinner plate size spiders come inside to escape from the heat. That is a fucking whopper though." ~ David Thorne
5. "Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense." ~ David Thorne
6. "I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor." ~ David Thorne
7. "I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan of carrying anything." ~ David Thorne
8. "How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to e-mail you the remaining eighty-six photos of my dog dressed as a bear?" ~ David Thorne
9. "Is the guy in the wheelchair in Glee acting or is he a real parallelogram?" ~ David Thorne
10. "should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct." ~ David Thorne
11. "If you had managed to persuade my mother not to procreate, I would not exist to send you the plans for constructing your own time machine in which to travel back in time to persuade my mother not to procreate. Apparently, this is known as a pair of ducks." ~ David Thorne
12. "the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest." ~ David Thorne

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