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Browse top 21 most favorite famous quotes and sayings by Doug Larson.

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1. "More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse." ~ Doug Larson
2. "Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk." ~ Doug Larson
3. "A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows." ~ Doug Larson
4. "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." ~ Doug Larson
5. "For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work." ~ Doug Larson
6. "Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days." ~ Doug Larson
7. "The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others." ~ Doug Larson
8. "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none." ~ Doug Larson
9. "Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." ~ Doug Larson
10. "Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks." ~ Doug Larson
11. "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." ~ Doug Larson
12. "If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." ~ Doug Larson
13. "Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." ~ Doug Larson
14. "If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers." ~ Doug Larson
15. "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties." ~ Doug Larson
16. "Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it." ~ Doug Larson
17. "A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself." ~ Doug Larson
18. "The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball." ~ Doug Larson
19. "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." ~ Doug Larson
20. "The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." ~ Doug Larson
21. "There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware." ~ Doug Larson

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