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Favorite George Burns Quotes

1. "Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." ~ George Burns
2. "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." ~ George Burns
3. "Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair." ~ George Burns
4. "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." ~ George Burns
5. "Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle." ~ George Burns
6. "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." ~ George Burns
7. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ George Burns
8. "If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it." ~ George Burns
9. "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples." ~ George Burns
10. "Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." ~ George Burns
11. "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." ~ George Burns
12. "I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." ~ George Burns
13. "Be quick to learn and wise to know." ~ George Burns
14. "Young. Old. Just Words." ~ George Burns
15. "Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist." ~ George Burns
16. "Say Goodnight Gracie." ~ George Burns
17. "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." ~ George Burns
18. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." ~ George Burns

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