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1. "Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left." ~ George Lopez

2. "We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!" ~ George Lopez

3. "No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!" ~ George Lopez

4. "if you make waffles, throw out the first one." ~ George Lopez

5. "Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!" ~ George Lopez

6. "It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority." ~ George Lopez

7. "Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them." ~ George Lopez

8. "It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together." ~ George Lopez

9. "I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me." ~ George Lopez

10. "If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine." ~ George Lopez

11. "The first night was awful because I was so afraid, and I was never more afraid because it was going out of my character to be outgoing and to be vulnerable and to be out there and onstage. My hands were sweaty and I couldn't swallow, and I drank a bottle of wine to calm my nerves." ~ George Lopez

12. "David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk." ~ George Lopez

13. "I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married." ~ George Lopez

14. "I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up." ~ George Lopez

15. "I never realized I could love people as much as I do now." ~ George Lopez

16. "I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely." ~ George Lopez

17. "When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps." ~ George Lopez

18. "When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show." ~ George Lopez

19. "It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit." ~ George Lopez

20. "Eh, Whappaaaa!" ~ George Lopez

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Master, I'm afraid. I am, truly. This place scares me. At home, I know who I am, what to do. I'm the Warden's daughter, I know where I stand. But this is a dangerous place, full of pitfalls. All my life, I've known it was waiting for me, but now I'm not sure I can face it. They'll want to absorb me, make me one of them, and I won't change. I won't! I want to stay me."Jared sighed and she saw his dark gaze was fixed on the veiled window."Claudia, you're the bravest person I know. And no one will change you. You will rule here, though it won't be easy..."
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