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1. "If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh**" ~ Grandpa

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A woman's magazine quiz:Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, "Was it good for you?"You:a. Say, "God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my life"b. Say, "Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man."c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, "That's for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished"
Author: Christopher Moore

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