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1. "We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you" ~ Greg Behrendt
2. "People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love." ~ Greg Behrendt
3. "There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him." ~ Greg Behrendt
4. "So many of us find ourselves saying, "but he was so great!" Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on vacation. Things changed and it's important to remember that they did." ~ Greg Behrendt
5. "We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don't mean. We make promises we don't keep." ~ Greg Behrendt
6. "Hey, Hot Stuff, Can't wait till you get over that guy you were with. He sounds like a real jerk. Hope it's soon. You're way too tasty to be alone for too long. Come find me. I'm out here waiting. Your Future" ~ Greg Behrendt
7. "I'm about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: the word "busy" is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes." ~ Greg Behrendt
8. "A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared." ~ Greg Behrendt
9. "..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you." ~ Greg Behrendt
10. "He doesn't need to be reminded you're great." ~ Greg Behrendt
11. "You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith." ~ Greg Behrendt
12. "He doesn't have to love your CD collection. He doesn't have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they're great." ~ Greg Behrendt
13. "We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, "You're not theone." We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us." ~ Greg Behrendt
14. "Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?" ~ Greg Behrendt
15. "You already have one asshole, you don't need another one" ~ Greg Behrendt
16. "But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation" ~ Greg Behrendt
17. "If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will." ~ Greg Behrendt
18. "Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?" ~ Greg Behrendt
19. "big plans require big action" ~ Greg Behrendt
20. "It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go." ~ Greg Behrendt
21. "I don't know" means "NO!""I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation.""I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have." ~ Greg Behrendt
22. "Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside." ~ Greg Behrendt
23. "If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you. Don't be with someone who doesn't do what they say they're going to do. If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs. "Busy" is another word for "asshole." "Asshole" is another word for the guy you're dating. You deserve a fcking phone call." ~ Greg Behrendt
24. "Don't be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he's still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he's choosing, every day, not to be with you." ~ Greg Behrendt
25. "Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope." ~ Greg Behrendt
26. "It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less -- even a vague pathetic facsimile of less -- than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don't settle for less. These guys exist because there are a lot of women out there who allow them to." ~ Greg Behrendt
27. "Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating." ~ Greg Behrendt
28. "First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend" ~ Greg Behrendt
29. "Alone also means available for someone outstanding." ~ Greg Behrendt
30. "Because here's what guys don't do if they can't live without you: They don't break up with you." ~ Greg Behrendt
31. "If the guy you're dating doesn't seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,' please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is." ~ Greg Behrendt
32. "Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with" ~ Greg Behrendt
33. "But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you'll never see when you're with a guy who's really into you: You'll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You'll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you're calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You'll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn't have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You'll be too busy being adored." ~ Greg Behrendt
34. "Always be classy. Never be crazy." ~ Greg Behrendt
35. "I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships." ~ Greg Behrendt
36. "Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts." ~ Greg Behrendt
37. "Don't waste the pretty" ~ Greg Behrendt
38. "If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy." ~ Greg Behrendt
39. "If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won't keep you guessing,because he'll want to make sure you don't get frustrated and go away." ~ Greg Behrendt
40. "Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)" ~ Greg Behrendt
41. "Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing." ~ Greg Behrendt
42. "Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted." ~ Greg Behrendt
43. "Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear." ~ Greg Behrendt
44. "An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship." ~ Greg Behrendt
45. "Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges" ~ Greg Behrendt

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