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1. "If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late." ~ J. B. Smoove
2. "It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies." ~ J. B. Smoove
3. "All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest." ~ J. B. Smoove
4. "Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove." ~ J. B. Smoove
5. "For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place." ~ J. B. Smoove
6. "I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me." ~ J. B. Smoove
7. "I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures." ~ J. B. Smoove
8. "I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics." ~ J. B. Smoove
9. "I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars." ~ J. B. Smoove
10. "I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons." ~ J. B. Smoove
11. "I have to satisfy my audience." ~ J. B. Smoove
12. "I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage." ~ J. B. Smoove
13. "I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use." ~ J. B. Smoove
14. "I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace." ~ J. B. Smoove
15. "I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat." ~ J. B. Smoove
16. "I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief." ~ J. B. Smoove
17. "I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious." ~ J. B. Smoove
18. "I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!" ~ J. B. Smoove
19. "I was the hallway clown in high school." ~ J. B. Smoove
20. "I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima." ~ J. B. Smoove
21. "I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious." ~ J. B. Smoove

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Just be careful, hon," Rosanna said."Oh, are the plates hot?" I flinched back just before my hands made contact.Rosanna laughed. "No, but hot boys can burn you just as easily."
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