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1. "Multitask? What do I look like, a fucking secretary?" My temper flared before I could bite it back. Erica wasn't the only one with a big mouth. I was constantly in danger of writing checks my ass couldn't cash, the bearer of a lifelong disease of potty mouth that no amount of soap in this world could properly cleanse." ~ J.A. Saare
2. "The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee" ~ J.A. Saare
3. "Fuck with the bull, assholes, and get the horns." ~ J.A. Saare
4. "I can't help it; this isn't like you at all. I know the blood exchange changes things—including mood and body chemistry—but this is beyond any kind of scientific explanation." ~ J.A. Saare
5. "Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off." ~ J.A. Saare
6. "Rhiannon's Law #68: If you're going to fly by the seat of your pants, rock out with your cock out. The landing is going to hurt either way, and you might as well make an impression when you nail it." ~ J.A. Saare
7. "Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly." ~ J.A. Saare
8. "Listen," I sighed and reached for my plastic bottle. "I want to get this sh!t over and done. Can we strive to obtain that goal? I have a meaningless existence, and I can't put that kind of action on hold indefinitely" ~ J.A. Saare
9. "The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing." ~ J.A. Saare
10. "Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment," I snapped and motioned my chin to Disco. "Why don't you and Oprah here go take a long walk off a short plank and do the world a favor?" ~ J.A. Saare
11. "I nodded in approval, turned around and opened the door, and stepped into the hall. I walked past the receptionist, smiling at her shocked face when she told me in a superficial voice to have a nice day, and I gave her a parting gift—my middle finger." ~ J.A. Saare
12. "Rhiannon's Law #28: If you're going to fuck up, be sure to fuck up good and proper. Nothing makes failure acceptable, so you might as well make your misery count." ~ J.A. Saare
13. "Rhiannon's Law #37: Don't get so high and mighty, God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to reality." ~ J.A. Saare
14. "It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced toHannah Montana." ~ J.A. Saare
15. "Don't tell me," I snickered. "You're in a club that gathers together like raving Trekkies to share secrets of the afterlife. I bet you even have an Enigma CD you crank up to get in the mood." "Don't be silly." His face lit up with an enormous grin. "We listen to Enya, not Enigma." ~ J.A. Saare
16. "Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring. And damn, wouldn't that be a total fucking waste?" ~ J.A. Saare
17. "Stalking isn't cool unless you're an Edward." ~ J.A. Saare
18. "If her death taught me anything, it's this. Cherish the time you have. Don't worry about tomorrow. Right now is all we are promised." ~ J.A. Saare
19. "I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me skyrocketing into orbit." ~ J.A. Saare
20. "You have a lot to answer for, love. I can't decide if I want to take you to my bed and bust that perfect ass of yours or rip off your clothing and take you here and now against the wall." ~ J.A. Saare
21. "Rhiannon's Law #63: Fake it until you make it. You might not know what the fuck you're doing, but that doesn't mean everyone else is aware of your inaptitude. When in doubt, hold your head high and pretend you have a clue." ~ J.A. Saare
22. "My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All that was missing were the Oompa Loompas and Willy-fucking-Wonka." ~ J.A. Saare
23. "Stop a knife? You're serious.""As a heart attack.""You are something else."I couldn't tell if he was giving me a compliment or a veiled insult. "I try to be an individual. It's all the rage." ~ J.A. Saare
24. "It is like a beautiful sunset you see once in your life, one you swear you will never forget as long as you live. And you never do forget, but you never have a reason to restore the memory—so it remains hidden inside. Until one day, for no apparent reason, you remember that sunset. You recall the way your skin felt as the sun brushed across it, the way the colors painted the sky. You wonder why it took you so long to go back to that place again, swearing you won't take so long next time. Only you do forget the memory and you may or may not ever relive it again." ~ J.A. Saare
25. "Stripping is not a fair or unbiased career field. Your body and looks are your livelihood. Once those two things go, it's only a matter of time before you punch your last T and A ticket – and Erica's stub was wilting faster than a golden wrapped candy bar that would gain her admittance into the chocolate factory." ~ J.A. Saare
26. "Our bodies are stronger and faster, but our hearts are just as fragile, remember that." ~ J.A. Saare
27. "Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand."Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think so, All American Hero." ~ J.A. Saare
28. "Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot." ~ J.A. Saare
29. "If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth" ~ J.A. Saare

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