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1. "My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." ~ Jack Benny
2. "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." ~ Jack Benny
3. "Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." ~ Jack Benny
4. "Gags die, humor doesn't." ~ Jack Benny
5. "Modesty is my best quality." ~ Jack Benny
6. "I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too." ~ Jack Benny
7. "It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause." ~ Jack Benny
8. "A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid." ~ Jack Benny

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Since the experience is different for each individual, the tension will reflect that experience. In some persons the whole lower half of the body is relatively immobilized and held in a passive state; in others the muscular tensions are localized in the pelvic floor and around the genital apparatus. If the latter sort of tension is severe, it constitutes a functional castration; for, although the genitals operate normally, they are dissociated in feeling from the rest of the body. Any reduction of sexual feeling amounts to a psychological castration. Generally the person is unaware of these muscular tensions, but putting pressure upon the muscles in the attempt to release the tension is often experienced as very painful and frightening."
Author: Alexander Lowen

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