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1. "Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation." ~ Jesse Petersen
2. "Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets." ~ Jesse Petersen
3. "Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you." ~ Jesse Petersen
4. "Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble." ~ Jesse Petersen
5. "Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong" ~ Jesse Petersen
6. "Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass." ~ Jesse Petersen
7. "Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once" ~ Jesse Petersen
8. "I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie." ~ Jesse Petersen
9. "Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies." ~ Jesse Petersen
10. "I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil." ~ Jesse Petersen
11. "Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated." ~ Jesse Petersen
12. "I went all kung fu on his zombie ass." ~ Jesse Petersen
13. "Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains." ~ Jesse Petersen
14. "And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye" ~ Jesse Petersen
15. "Yeah." Sven said. "The stuff she just said. Let's not get all killy." ~ Jesse Petersen
16. "Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!" ~ Jesse Petersen

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A poem was a box for your soul. That was the point. It was the place where you could save bits of yourself, and shake out your darkest feelings, without worrying that people would think you were strange. While I was writing, I would forget myself and everyone else; poetry made me feel part of something noble and beautiful and bigger than me. [...] I slid them under the carpet as soon as they were done, all the images and rhymes wrestled into place. By the time I had copied them out, I found I had memorized every line. Then they would surprise me by surging through me, like songs I knew by heart."
Author: Andrea Ashworth

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