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1. "Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me." ~ Jim Davis
2. "In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange." ~ Jim Davis
3. "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." ~ Jim Davis
4. "Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them." ~ Jim Davis
5. "Good morning is a contradiction of terms." ~ Jim Davis
6. "You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us." ~ Jim Davis
7. "Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat." ~ Jim Davis
8. "Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them." ~ Jim Davis
9. "Cats rule the world." ~ Jim Davis
10. "You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind." ~ Jim Davis
11. "There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music." ~ Jim Davis
12. "When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash." ~ Jim Davis
13. "An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today." ~ Jim Davis
14. "I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time." ~ Jim Davis
15. "I can go everywhere and no one recognises me." ~ Jim Davis
16. "I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek." ~ Jim Davis
17. "I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories." ~ Jim Davis
18. "I stop short of being a workaholic." ~ Jim Davis
19. "I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun." ~ Jim Davis
20. "I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today." ~ Jim Davis
21. "My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh." ~ Jim Davis
22. "The understatement is the English contribution to comedy." ~ Jim Davis
23. "Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing." ~ Jim Davis
24. "Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get." ~ Jim Davis
25. "Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield" ~ Jim Davis
26. "I never met a lasagna I didn't like" ~ Jim Davis
27. "When in doubt, pig out!" ~ Jim Davis
28. "Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts" ~ Jim Davis
29. "I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back." ~ Jim Davis
30. "There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit." ~ Jim Davis
31. "Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious" ~ Jim Davis
32. "When in doubt, lie down" ~ Jim Davis
33. "Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf." ~ Jim Davis
34. "I order to be "in charge", you need someone to be in charge of." ~ Jim Davis
35. "Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner." ~ Jim Davis
36. "A little ego goes nowhere." ~ Jim Davis

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