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Favorite Jimmy Fallon Quotes

1. "Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it." ~ Jimmy Fallon
2. "Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial" ~ Jimmy Fallon
3. "I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos." ~ Jimmy Fallon
4. "I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.'" ~ Jimmy Fallon
5. "You only think of the best comeback when you leave." ~ Jimmy Fallon
6. "We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something." ~ Jimmy Fallon
7. "I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy." ~ Jimmy Fallon
8. "Everyone looks so much better when they smile." ~ Jimmy Fallon
9. "When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be." ~ Jimmy Fallon
10. "The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere." ~ Jimmy Fallon
11. "I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox." ~ Jimmy Fallon
12. "Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason." ~ Jimmy Fallon
13. "Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports." ~ Jimmy Fallon
14. "Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot." ~ Jimmy Fallon
15. "I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous." ~ Jimmy Fallon
16. "I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year." ~ Jimmy Fallon
17. "I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do." ~ Jimmy Fallon
18. "My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass." ~ Jimmy Fallon
19. "I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story." ~ Jimmy Fallon
20. "I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists." ~ Jimmy Fallon
21. "I like being absurd. Being silly." ~ Jimmy Fallon
22. "Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves." ~ Jimmy Fallon
23. "Ben: You know what's really great about baseball? Lindsey Meeks: Hmm? Ben: You can't fake it. You know, anything else in life you don't have to be great in - business, music, art - I mean you can get lucky. Lindsey Meeks: Really? Ben: Yeah, you can fool everyone for awhile, you know? It's like - not - not baseball. You can either hit a curveball or you can't. That's the way it works... Lindsey Meeks: Hmm. Ben: You know? Ben: You can have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career. It's a little like math. It's orderly. Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up. It's, like, not as confusing or as ambiguous as, uh... Lindsey Meeks: Life? Ben: Yeah. It's - it's safe." ~ Jimmy Fallon
24. "Ben: You're gonna get arrested. Lindsey Meeks: You can't sell your tickets! Ben: That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait, you've got to tell me - was it spongy?" ~ Jimmy Fallon
25. "Troy: Why do we inflict this on ourselves? Ben: Why? I'll tell you why, 'cause the Red Sox never let you down. Troy: Huh? Ben: That's right. I mean - why? Because they haven't won a World Series in a century or so? So what? They're here. Every April, they're here. At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game. And if it gets rained out, guess what? They make it up to you. Does anyone else in your life do that? The Red Sox don't get divorced. This is a real family. This is the family that's here for you." ~ Jimmy Fallon

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The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference."
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