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1. "Alan:I asked him what cat we should get,and he said it was my choice, so I got this little black one calledMinnie. I think the cat place must not have known Minnie's amouse's name. I thought maybe we should change it, but then Ithought, if Minnie doesn't know, either, then it's probably okay." ~ J.L. Merrow
2. "Keisha frowned. "Maybe he's hoping for hidden depths?" "I haven't even got hidden" ~ J.L. Merrow
3. "His gaze kept sliding in my direction, then zipping back to Phil, as if he'd heard you should make eye contact with people you're talking to but had never actually seen it done." ~ J.L. Merrow
4. "Alan:I don't know whatthey did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they putthem out for the birds after everyone had gone home. I hoped so.It'd be a shame to waste them." ~ J.L. Merrow
5. "Up past the King's is this stone bridge with big stone balls on it. Larry said it was Clare Bridge. I said I hoped they'd stuck those balls down properly, 'cause i didn't fancy one of them coming down on us when we went underneath. Larry thought that was really funny, but I don't think he'd have been laughing if half a ton of stone dropped through the bottom of the punt." ~ J.L. Merrow
6. "Al? Is that all it is for you? You just like the way we...fuck?" I was going to say, he said "fuck" like it's dirty word, but I guess it is, isn't it? But he said it like that anyhow." ~ J.L. Merrow
7. "Mum always says it's really important to get three meals a day, even though she's always on a diet." ~ J.L. Merrow
8. "I went and kissed him to wake him up just like Sleeping Beauty. Although I guess with me it was more like Beauty and the Beast." ~ J.L. Merrow
9. "Please go" he said. "Just take my money - take anything - and go"I didn't get why he wanted me to take something, but he seemed really worried about it. So I looked around, and he had a bowl of fruit on the side, so I grabbed an apple, 'cause I always get hungry after I've been drinking."I'll take this, okay?" Then I left him there, but I took the knives and I hid them in the hall cupboard, just in case." ~ J.L. Merrow
10. "Larry said that Michelangelo was a poof, so I wondered why he'd sculpted a guy with a really tiny cock. But I know when you go to old houses, the doorways are much smaller, 'cause people were shorter then, so maybe cocks were smaller too. It makes me glad I wasn't born a few centuries ago." ~ J.L. Merrow
11. "That's my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You've got to love him." ~ J.L. Merrow
12. "I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I'll deal with you later.He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do I look like I'm bothered?" ~ J.L. Merrow
13. "Feeling inspired, I grabbed one of Jay's cookbooks from the kitchen shelf and flicked through until I found a recipe for something I recognised. Lasagna. That was just pasta, and pasta was easy, right? Trying not to be put off by the list of ingredients longer than my small intestine, I scanned the instructions. Chop onions… I could do that. Brown mince…trickier but manageable. Probably. Make a roux in the usual way… I sighed, shut the book with a snap and went off to make dinner in my usual way: pierce film; bung in microwave; wait for bell." ~ J.L. Merrow
14. "When a bloke takes you out for a meal You'd think sex would be part of the deal Not a pat on the head And a cold lonely bed When he leaves without copping a feel" ~ J.L. Merrow
15. "You never did...anything else with Ren?"I knew he wasn't talking about me painting him and stuff. "Why would I want him when I got you?" And then I got worried, 'cause I wasn't sure if I still had Larry or not." ~ J.L. Merrow
16. "I got zero on a maths test once," I said. "The teacher said he'd wanted to give me a minus number, but the computer wouldn't let him." ~ J.L. Merrow
17. "Al, you're the most wonderful man I've ever been terrified by down a dark alleyway. Will you marry me?" ~ J.L. Merrow
18. "So come on, tell me all the dirt about your date. Did he tie you up with his black belt? Show off his mystic knowledge of Eastern sex practices? What?" I let my head slump into my hands. "He gave me a kiss and said good night." "He didn't! The bastard." ~ J.L. Merrow
19. "A pirate once shouted ‘Avast! I've caught you, you seadog, at last! Best pull out your sword— I'm coming aboard! Drop your britches, and climb up me mast" ~ J.L. Merrow
20. "I didn't think they liked me at first, but then Larry's mum said she could see I'd concentrated on my physical education, which I thought was nice of her, though Larry didn't smile or nothing." ~ J.L. Merrow
21. "I just asked you, Alan, what was your opinion about the trend towards modernisation in the performance of the classics?" Larry's dad said, with his lip curled up all funny.[...]"I think it's okay. I don't think you should diss actors just 'cause they can't afford proper costumes."Then Larry laughed, but his family all looked at me like I had sauce all over my face or something. So I wiped my mouth, but it was clean anyhow. But I made sure I was extra careful eating after that, just in case." ~ J.L. Merrow
22. "I thought my mum would be probably rather have us round for tea in her room, but Larry said he wanted to take he out proper.I liked that idea because it like he thought we was proper, you know? Like, not just fucking." ~ J.L. Merrow
23. "I've been an idiot.""That's okay," I said. "You're still way cleverer than me"." ~ J.L. Merrow
24. "He was gasping and moaning and saying stuff like, "Oh God, oh God, oh God!" so I figured he was enjoying it." ~ J.L. Merrow
25. "I was going to buy Larry something, but he said I should spend it on something I always wanted. So I bought a cat." ~ J.L. Merrow
26. "Is, er, your friend a member of college staff?""No, Al's an artist. And, ah, he's my partner," Larry said. I like it when he calls me that.I don't think Matthew's mum liked it. "How...lovely. Is that how you met? Through...art?"Larry said "Yes" just as I said, "No, we met when I was having a piss in an alley." ~ J.L. Merrow
27. "I got up and went and put my arms around him from behind, and I kissed his neck in the place that always makes him shiver. In a good way, not like he's scared or nothing." ~ J.L. Merrow
28. "Knowing Gary, he probably caught sight of one of those thick, furry sausage things they have on the end of the ropes one day and just couldn't resist giving it a tug." ~ J.L. Merrow
29. "Excrement, meet air-moving device." ~ J.L. Merrow
30. "I spent a restless night plagued with excruciating dreams of Adam sucking me off in front of Matt, Jay and my mother. Matt and Jay weren't paying much attention, being too busy excavating each other's tonsils with their tongues, but Mum was staring with folded arms and narrowed eyes, occasionally muttering, "Oh, for heaven's sake, Timothy—show a little enthusiasm!" ~ J.L. Merrow
31. "Knut, this is Jude. Remember I told you about him? He writes poetry." Knut looked my half-Japanese self up and down. "Haiku?" he guessed. "Gesundheit," I muttered sourly." ~ J.L. Merrow
32. "I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, 'cause I never been this far away from home before. But the I remember you're here, and now I'm not homesick no more." ~ J.L. Merrow
33. "She sort of tilted he head and looked up at me. "You? With someone from the University?""Yeah," I said. "You'd never of thought it would you? His name's Larry, and he's really clever. He's professor. History of Art. he likes Charlie Chaplin.""I bet he does! How on earth did you two meet?"I thought of what Larry said when Mrs. Cartwright asked, so I said, "Through art." ~ J.L. Merrow
34. "If I really cared about Matt, I wouldn't want him to be unhappy. And I was fairly sure that mourning the untimely death of a live-in lover was likely to be a bit of a downer, at least for a day or two." ~ J.L. Merrow
35. "It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone." ~ J.L. Merrow
36. "God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school." ~ J.L. Merrow
37. "I never know what people want to hear when they say that stuff. And it's not like anything about me is interesting or nothing. "Have you always lived in Cambridge?" I nodded. "Do you live alone?" I nodded again. So then he gave up on twenty questions and started telling me about himself." ~ J.L. Merrow
38. "We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn't get squished. He's really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he'd got exams in that too." ~ J.L. Merrow
39. "Well, that went well," I muttered to my cock, which had optimistically jumped up when I did. All pumped up with nowhere to go. I took it for a shower and gave it a few strokes to make it feel better, but it wasn't fooled. It knew it was just my hand tugging on it." ~ J.L. Merrow
40. "He said, "Al, that's the stupidest question you've ever asked in your life," but I don't reckon it was. I bet I ask way stupider questions that that every day." ~ J.L. Merrow
41. "I frowned. "Are you sure about this? It's a bit short." "So? It's poetry, not dick size." ~ J.L. Merrow
42. "No, that's just Saturdays." The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?" ~ J.L. Merrow
43. "Lead me!" I told him fervently. "Astray is, like, my favourite place ever." ~ J.L. Merrow
44. "But we had to stop 'cause Larry can't throw for shit, and people in other punts were complaining about being hit by strawberries. Even though they was Marks and Spencer's strawberries." ~ J.L. Merrow
45. "Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the artshop. I don't know if they use real rabbits in it. It seems kind of ashame if they do, but then it's not like there's a rabbit shortage, isit? And maybe they only used rabbits that would've died anyhow." ~ J.L. Merrow
46. "'You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But Larry looked at me all funny and said, 'Yes, I think I was.'" ~ J.L. Merrow

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