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Favorite Joe Rogan Quotes

1. "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard." ~ Joe Rogan
2. "If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure." ~ Joe Rogan
3. "The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone." ~ Joe Rogan
4. "Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends." ~ Joe Rogan
5. "When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago." ~ Joe Rogan
6. "Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out." ~ Joe Rogan
7. "Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD." ~ Joe Rogan
8. "Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much." ~ Joe Rogan
9. "The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own." ~ Joe Rogan
10. "I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me." ~ Joe Rogan
11. "I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh." ~ Joe Rogan
12. "I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts." ~ Joe Rogan
13. "After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird." ~ Joe Rogan
14. "It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks." ~ Joe Rogan
15. "Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic." ~ Joe Rogan
16. "Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken." ~ Joe Rogan
17. "I do cagefight commentary in my spare time." ~ Joe Rogan
18. "I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is." ~ Joe Rogan
19. "The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage." ~ Joe Rogan
20. "When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it." ~ Joe Rogan
21. "The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth." ~ Joe Rogan
22. "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe." ~ Joe Rogan

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Being brave isn't the absence of fear. Being brave is having that fear but finding a way through it."
Author: Bear Grylls

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