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1. "CIA analysis: the too soon joke that predates the event." ~ John Alejandro King
2. "They say if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. I say I'd rather be part of the road than the seat on the steamroller." ~ John Alejandro King
3. "Don't hate the conspiracy, date the conspiracy!" ~ John Alejandro King
4. "Guns don't kill people. An AR-15 from the National Rifle Association told me so." ~ John Alejandro King
5. "Flattery will get me nowhere? That's a hell of a lot better than the place I am now." ~ John Alejandro King
6. "In real life, espionage and sex have so little to do with one another that for all practical purposes they could be married." ~ John Alejandro King
7. "If I don't love something, is it still OK to set it free?" ~ John Alejandro King
8. "How about a compromise: everybody leave the toilet seat at 45 degrees." ~ John Alejandro King
9. "Then again, if your right hand did know what your left hand was doing, wouldn't that be kind of creepy?" ~ John Alejandro King
10. "Twas Thomas Edison did declare that waste is worse than loss yet never thought it fit to pare his first name to Tomás" ~ John Alejandro King
11. "I'm not sure what ‘batting an eye' means, but it sounds like it could be pretty fun." ~ John Alejandro King
12. "Wear your CIA badge like it's an electric guitar and you're a member of the Sex Pistols." ~ John Alejandro King
13. "Our boss announced that we're implementing a self-managing team concept. From now on, we'll be the team, and our boss will be the self." ~ John Alejandro King
14. "Is it because I'm invisible?" ~ John Alejandro King
15. "The photoshopping of female models is sending precisely the right message to young girls: Learn image editing software!" ~ John Alejandro King
16. "If the CIA isn't a force for truth, what is it good for? (Truth, I mean, not the CIA.)" ~ John Alejandro King
17. "Scarface' is a redundancy." ~ John Alejandro King
18. "My operational cover won't withstand scrutiny. It starts blushing and giggling every time." ~ John Alejandro King
19. "The height of your position on it notwithstanding, the fact is you're still living on a hog." ~ John Alejandro King
20. "A woman called my phone and asked "Is this the suicide prevention hotline?" I said "Ultimately, that question can only be answered by you." ~ John Alejandro King
21. "All my memories seem to happen to music. Memories of my mother and father; waking up early on Christmas morning; the little apartment we lived in above the disco." ~ John Alejandro King
22. "Maybe if they had put a little more effort into it, the labor theory of value would be better appreciated today." ~ John Alejandro King
23. "It may be easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission, but it's smarter to get ordered to do it." ~ John Alejandro King
24. "Some parts of the Bible I find a little troubling. For example, if Jesus really believed in nonviolence, why did He destroy the Death Star?" ~ John Alejandro King
25. "The Law of Meetings: Few are the meeters, many are the meetees." ~ John Alejandro King
26. "The hard part is over. Now comes the soft, gooey part that's impossible to get off one's shoes." ~ John Alejandro King
27. "From a Twitter post on why food is better than people: 'Bagels don't talk about you behind your back.' ... Since WHEN???" ~ John Alejandro King
28. "I'm living proof there's safety in numbers. I once evaded enemy agents during Carnival in Rio by hiding inside a large papier-mâché two." ~ John Alejandro King
29. "The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it." ~ John Alejandro King
30. "I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the President and the Israeli PM discussed NSA spying on Israel. … OK, I admit it, I was." ~ John Alejandro King
31. "Secret 737160022162. It's unthinkable only to the extent it's doable." ~ John Alejandro King
32. "When they say "no preparation necessary," do they mean to prepare isn't necessary, or that it's necessary to not prepare?" ~ John Alejandro King
33. "The Australian flag is noteworthy in that, cosmologically speaking, it's becoming less accurate with each passing second. By contrast, the cosmological accuracy of the American flag is clearly increasing over time." ~ John Alejandro King
34. "What do you hope to get out of this meeting? - CIA Counterintelligence official, polling the audience before the start of a briefing on CIThat's what I hope to get: out of this meeting. - The Covert Comic" ~ John Alejandro King
35. "My very first job was at McDonalds. In that job I learned an important principle: When something goes wrong at work, blame the guy who gets killed." ~ John Alejandro King
36. "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make gods." ~ John Alejandro King
37. "Read that dogs align themselves with the Earth's magnetic field when urinating or defecating. Trying it myself this week – so far so good!" ~ John Alejandro King
38. "The Covert Comic: glans clitoridis of America's intelligence gap." ~ John Alejandro King
39. "No agnostic ever burned anyone at the stake. That wouldn't be nearly slow and painful enough." ~ John Alejandro King
40. "Secret 83919240. Money is the poot of all evil." ~ John Alejandro King
41. "Dog spelled backwards is God. NOC spelled backwards is NOC." ~ John Alejandro King
42. "Why do we assume space aliens will be less emotional than us? What if they're more emotional? All that hugging could get old pretty quick." ~ John Alejandro King
43. "A double standard is a scandal. A single standard is an atrocity." ~ John Alejandro King
44. "Don't show me the before and after. Show me the before before and after after." ~ John Alejandro King
45. "Sweet memories of youth. Swimming down at the swimming hole. Going fishing down at the fishing hole. Having sex down at the sex hole." ~ John Alejandro King
46. "A stone trips you. A daisy reaches up and pulls you down." ~ John Alejandro King
47. "Intelink is the apocalypse it was created to help the Intelligence Community prevent." ~ John Alejandro King
48. "Secret 400. Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company." ~ John Alejandro King
49. "When you send someone a postcard and write "Wish you were here" on the back, where exactly are you saying you wish they were?" ~ John Alejandro King
50. "You can't plan a trip to Burning Man and truly go there." ~ John Alejandro King
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