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1. "Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." ~ John Barrymore
2. "When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves." ~ John Barrymore
3. "You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float." ~ John Barrymore
4. "If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner." ~ John Barrymore
5. "You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony." ~ John Barrymore
6. "I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom." ~ John Barrymore
7. "I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free." ~ John Barrymore
8. "My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere." ~ John Barrymore
9. "My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments." ~ John Barrymore
10. "America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks." ~ John Barrymore
11. "I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning." ~ John Barrymore
12. "Dying is the last thing I will ever do." ~ John Barrymore
13. "Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open." ~ John Barrymore
14. "A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." ~ John Barrymore
15. "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." ~ John Barrymore
16. "In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief." ~ John Barrymore
17. "Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." ~ John Barrymore
18. "Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
19. "The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good." ~ John Barrymore
20. "You can only be as good as you dare to be bad." ~ John Barrymore

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Nimrod began to understand that what he was experiencing was, in spite of its appearance of novelty, something which had existed before–many times before. His body began to recognize situations, impressions, and objects. In reality, none of there astonished him very much. Faced with new circumstances, he would dip into the fount of his memory, the deep-seated memory of the body, would search blindky and feverishly, and often find ready made within himself a suitable reaction: the wisdom of generations, deposited in his plasma, in his nerves. He found actions and decisions of which he had not been aware but which had been lying in wait, ready to emerge."
Author: Bruno Schulz

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