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1. "This is not to say, there never comes a day I'll take my chances and start again. And when I look behind on all my younger times, I'll have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong." ~ John Mayer
2. "Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done." ~ John Mayer
3. "Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix." ~ John Mayer
4. "You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad." ~ John Mayer
5. "Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been." ~ John Mayer
6. "Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing." ~ John Mayer
7. "High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." ~ John Mayer
8. "I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction." ~ John Mayer
9. "Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?" ~ John Mayer
10. "Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day." ~ John Mayer
11. "I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare." ~ John Mayer
12. "Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly." ~ John Mayer
13. "Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way." ~ John Mayer
14. "I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool." ~ John Mayer
15. "I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily." ~ John Mayer
16. "Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits." ~ John Mayer
17. "I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats." ~ John Mayer
18. "Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day." ~ John Mayer
19. "My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'" ~ John Mayer
20. "I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days." ~ John Mayer
21. "I'd like to think the best of me was still hiding up in my sleeve." ~ John Mayer
22. "You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy." ~ John Mayer
23. "I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day feels like. That's what comes out of my mouth and guitar. That impacts people. They know anything can happen." ~ John Mayer
24. "If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it." ~ John Mayer
25. "Take all of your wasted honorEvery little past frustrationTake all of your so-called problems,Better put 'em in quotations" ~ John Mayer
26. "How dare you say it's nothing to me?Baby, you're the only light I ever saw." ~ John Mayer
27. "Tore up my heart and shut it down. Nothing to do, nowhere to be. A simple little kind of free. Nothing to do, no one but me, and that's all I need. I'm perfectly lonely." ~ John Mayer
28. "So scared of getting olderI'm only good at being youngSo I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun." ~ John Mayer
29. "Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do." ~ John Mayer
30. "Fear is a friend who's misunderstood" ~ John Mayer
31. "Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn." ~ John Mayer
32. "I'm a mess of unfinished thoughts." ~ John Mayer
33. "By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . .But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on" ~ John Mayer
34. "The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad..." ~ John Mayer
35. "Baby you're the only light I ever saw. I make the most of all the sadness, you be a bitch because you can. You try to hit me just to hurt me so you leave me feeling dirty 'cause you can't understand. We're going down and you could see it to....we're slow dancing in a burning room!!!" ~ John Mayer
36. "You know I used to be the back porch poet with my book of lines, always hoping knowing all the time, I'm probably never gonna find the perfect rhyme. . .For heavier things" ~ John Mayer
37. "Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you're alive." ~ John Mayer
38. "I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe. There I just said it, I'm scared you'll forget about me." ~ John Mayer

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