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1. "One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again." ~ Judith Viorst
2. "Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces." ~ Judith Viorst
3. "You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned." ~ Judith Viorst
4. "Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it." ~ Judith Viorst
5. "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." ~ Judith Viorst
6. "When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead." ~ Judith Viorst
7. "Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational - but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?" ~ Judith Viorst
8. "I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband." ~ Judith Viorst
9. "Love is the same as like except you feel sexier." ~ Judith Viorst
10. "If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save, He says he'd save me." ~ Judith Viorst
11. "Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there." ~ Judith Viorst
12. "I think I'll move to Australia." ~ Judith Viorst
13. "I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day." ~ Judith Viorst
14. "I had it together on Sunday.By Monday at noon it had cracked.On Tuesday debrisWas descending on me.And by Wednesday no part was intact.On Thursday I picked up some pieces.On Friday I picked up the rest.By Saturday, late,It was almost set straight.And on Sunday the world was impressedWith how well I had got it together." ~ Judith Viorst
15. "I didn't really notice that he had a funny nose.And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes.He's not nearly as attractive as he seemed the other night.So I think I'll just pretend that this glass slipper feels too tight." ~ Judith Viorst

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