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Favorite Kathleen Brooks Quotes

1. "A sex lecture from two senior citizens... it was worth it to get that kiss from you." ~ Kathleen Brooks
2. "She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy." ~ Kathleen Brooks
3. "Her heart literally stopped and she felt her fight-or-flight mode kick in. Part of her wanted to hide and cry, while the other part of her wanted to reach for her 9mm and shoot the bastard." ~ Kathleen Brooks
4. "She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?" ~ Kathleen Brooks
5. "March is the perfect month for a wedding. Just make sure it's after the NCAA tournament. I think we'll go far this year. Go Big Blue!" ~ Kathleen Brooks
6. "You never buy a woman an appliance or anything to use for keeping house." ~ Kathleen Brooks
7. "But, mark my words; someday she'll get what's coming to her. Karma's a bigger bitch than she is," ~ Kathleen Brooks

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Airplanes were invented by natural selection. Now you can say that intelligent design designs our airplanes of today, but there was no intelligent design really designing those early airplanes. There were probably at least 30,000 different things tried, and when they crash and kill the pilot, don't try that again."
Author: Burt Rutan

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