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Favorite Kevin Nealon Quotes

1. "Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want." ~ Kevin Nealon
2. "Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness." ~ Kevin Nealon
3. "A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages." ~ Kevin Nealon
4. "A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material." ~ Kevin Nealon
5. "I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version." ~ Kevin Nealon
6. "I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor." ~ Kevin Nealon
7. "It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!" ~ Kevin Nealon
8. "Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes." ~ Kevin Nealon
9. "When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together." ~ Kevin Nealon
10. "As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit." ~ Kevin Nealon
11. "Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing." ~ Kevin Nealon
12. "Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses." ~ Kevin Nealon
13. "I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push." ~ Kevin Nealon
14. "A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers." ~ Kevin Nealon
15. "If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit." ~ Kevin Nealon
16. "I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper." ~ Kevin Nealon
17. "I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me." ~ Kevin Nealon
18. "I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another." ~ Kevin Nealon

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People's fantasies are what give them problems. If you didn't have fantasies you wouldn't have problems because you'd just take whatever was there."
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