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1. "I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest." ~ Kevin Smith
2. "If you grow up fat, you have to try harder." ~ Kevin Smith
3. "I know what it feels like to carry a lot of weight in a society that's very image-conscious. It's a thin person's world, and we try to navigate within it without being made fun of." ~ Kevin Smith
4. "So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do it." ~ Kevin Smith
5. "Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat." ~ Kevin Smith
6. "Generally, I wake up, honestly it's creepy, but I wake up around 4:20." ~ Kevin Smith
7. "I liked hockey, and I still like hockey." ~ Kevin Smith
8. "Brodie Bruce:You're gonna listen to me? To something I said!? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? I mean half the time I'm just talking out of my ass...or sticking my hand in it." ~ Kevin Smith
9. "Like its author, this book is dedicated to Jen Schwalbach - the gorgeous mother of my child, the seductive temptress who keeps me faithful, and the friend I've always had the most fun with. My best friend, even.Also quite like the author, this book is additionally dedicated to Jen Schwalbach asshole.Everything above also applies here, obviously, except the "mother of my child" part: referencing my kid and my wife's brown eye in the same sentiment might come off as crude or something.(And I have a heart: Please don't go telling my kid you read in her old man's book that she's some kinda Butt-Baby. She's gonna have a hard enough time being Silent Bob's daughter - the daughter of the "Too Fat to Fly" guy.Also: Pleas don't tell my daughter I dedicated tge vook to her mother's sphincter. That'd be weird)" ~ Kevin Smith
10. "Remember: It costs nothing to encourage an artist, and the potential benefits are staggering. A pat on the back to an artist now could one day result in your favorite film, or the cartoon you love to get stoned watching, or the song that saves your life. Discourage an artist, you get absolutely nothing in return, ever." ~ Kevin Smith
11. "Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent." ~ Kevin Smith
12. "Don't let anybody tell you different, man: The main goal in life careerwise should always be to try to get paid to simply be yourself." ~ Kevin Smith
13. "Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved." ~ Kevin Smith
14. "Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience." ~ Kevin Smith
15. "And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed." ~ Kevin Smith
16. "I'd see movies, comedies, and I loved 'Animal House', I loved all the John Hughes stuff, but I never saw me and my friends totally represented." ~ Kevin Smith
17. "When you're an artist, all you're trying to do is self-express." ~ Kevin Smith
18. "Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion, or something as inane as our flicks." ~ Kevin Smith
19. "I just love movies, so suddenly, you're political about movies, and that's dark. It's just not fun when something you love becomes calculated." ~ Kevin Smith
20. "I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope." ~ Kevin Smith
21. "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob)" ~ Kevin Smith
22. "Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?" ~ Kevin Smith
23. "I'm not even supposed to be here today." ~ Kevin Smith
24. "Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways." ~ Kevin Smith
25. "GOD DOESN'T HATE FAGS ORANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.GOD SAVES! THEN, GOD PASSES ITTO GRETZKY - WHO ROOFS THATSHIT, TOP-SHELF! THEN GOD ANDGRETZKY HIGH FIVE & BELLY-BUMP,CELEBRATING THEIR HOCKEYPROWESS. AND NEVER ONCE DOTHEY GIVE A SHIT IF ANYBODY'SGAY OR NOT." ~ Kevin Smith
26. "In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life." ~ Kevin Smith
27. "There's a trick to being whatever you want to be in life. It starts with the simple belief that you are what or who you say you are." ~ Kevin Smith
28. "It's a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can't even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste." ~ Kevin Smith
29. "Brodie Bruce:I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMMERCE IN THE MORNING!" ~ Kevin Smith
30. "AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air." ~ Kevin Smith
31. "BRODIE:Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA." ~ Kevin Smith
32. "Stop…stop, that's the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they'll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don't Poo-poo it. There's a plan, and it's working." ~ Kevin Smith

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