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1. "Alex smiled. Andy was a good mate."And they'll get a good laugh out of that black eye." He grinned.Alex glared; Andy was a dickhead" ~ L.A. Gilbert
2. "Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke.""You're having a fucking pint.""Is my choice of drink too gay for you?""Malibu and coke is a pussy drink. Last I heard you were strictly anti-pussy." ~ L.A. Gilbert
3. "Oh man, Alex. That's sad. Seriously, mate, go get yourself laid.""What?" He gave Baldrick a quick kiss on his little head--he didn't care how stupid he looked, he loved his ugly cat--and put him down on his kitty bed in the corner."Isn't that what single sad people do--get cats when they've given up on human companionship?" ~ L.A. Gilbert
4. "I told you. I'm hiding. I didn't want a repeat of last night you might have a heart attack or something.""Yeah,cuz just the voice puts me much more at ease."There was a brief silence between them."You?re being sarcastic, aren?t you?" ~ L.A. Gilbert
5. "Every gay man should be familiar with Bert and Ernie.""And why is that?"Reece rolled his eyes, smiling. "Everyone knows that they're lovers."Ben stopped what he was doing and looked at the man incredulously. "Okay, Reece, seriously, can you hear yourself?""They are!" Reece said. "They live together, share a bedroom; I'm telling you the sexual tension is very palpable." Ben raised an eyebrow and said nothing. Reece cleared his throat. "You're going to break up with me now, aren't you?" ~ L.A. Gilbert
6. "Aw, come on, admit it—you feel like Cinderella, don't you?" "No, Darren, I don't. And do you know why?" "No, sugar, you tell me why." "Because I'm a man. I've got a big fat one and I like to fuck other guys." Darren was laughing over the phone now, and it made Reece grin. "And Ben isn't a prince, he's a cop. A big, sexy cop who fucks like a machine. He's a man. I'm a man. We're men." He nodded sharply. "Now fuck off. I'm arranging flowers." ~ L.A. Gilbert
7. "What the—who the—what the fucking fuck?" ~ L.A. Gilbert

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