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1. "I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
2. "I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?" ~ Larry The Cable Guy
3. "I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
4. "Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
5. "I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn't spell. I judge a person by their character." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
6. "Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
7. "Doing a kid's movie is fun when you have kids. You don't want to do kids' movies if you don't have kids. When you have kids, things change in your life." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
8. "I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it's heaven. Of course, it's only something you can eat if you've got a lot of money." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
9. "I'm not a party guy, and I'm not a Hollywood guy, either." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
10. "I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
11. "I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
12. "We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
13. "When Pixar calls and says, 'Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?' you don't do a lot of contemplating!" ~ Larry The Cable Guy
14. "I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, 'Git 'r done!'" ~ Larry The Cable Guy
15. "I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It's not because I don't like it. I would love to know more. It's just my dad never taught me that stuff because my dad wasn't a mechanic." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
16. "It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
17. "As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
18. "'Cars' has been a godsend. I mean, I get paid to talk into a mic. Honestly, I had no idea it would become as big as it did. When I first got the part of Mater, it was actually a small part. I did the voicing for it, though, and the animators liked it so much they rewrote the original script so that Mater could be in it more." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
19. "Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - who says I like people and I always look for the good in people. I say, 'Every person has something good about them, if you can just find it.'" ~ Larry The Cable Guy
20. "I don't even see it as cable TV anymore. I've been called 'Larry the Cable Guy' for so long, I don't even think about it being about cable. I don't know anything about cable." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
21. "I don't really get to see a lot of other comedians, because I work with the same people all the time. The guy I really like is Nick DiPaulo. I love Nick DiPaulo, but again, he's a buddy of mine. But I liked him for a long time. I liked him before he was a buddy of mine." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
22. "I just developed my act way back in the late '80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up the Southern accent. I talked like that with my friends all the time, because it was fun. It was funny... All my friends were real Southern. We're buddies, so I'd say stuff to make them laugh. So that was pretty much it." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
23. "I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.'" ~ Larry The Cable Guy

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The Patty Winters Shows were all repeats. Life remained a blank canvas, a cliche, a soap opera. I felt lethal, on the verge of frenzy. My nightly bloodlust overflowed into my days and I had to leave the city. My mask of sanity was a victim of impending slippage. This was bone season for me and I needed a vacation. I needed to go to the Hamptons."
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