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1. "Or maybe Jason's right: there are perfect people, many of them, and it's up to you to grab one when you find each other in the random chaos of life and love." ~ Lauren Morrill
2. "All I want, oh dear friend of mine, is for you to go out with someone. Do something, even if it's not the magical, wonderful thing you had in mind. Don't sit around for one more second pining away for some fantasy that might never come along, because it might not even exist." ~ Lauren Morrill
3. "Point is, maybe some people wouldn't want to be around me all day, but there are people out there who would. And they're smart and funny. And they like some of the same things I like and hate some of the things I hate, but they also introduce me to all kinds of new things. That's as close to 'meant to be' as I can imagine." ~ Lauren Morrill
4. "Add children to the list of things I hate." ~ Lauren Morrill
5. "I need to experience books, not just read them." ~ Lauren Morrill
6. "But things work out, you know? Even if it doesn't feel okay for a long time, or even if it feels lke things will never be okay again, everything works out in the end." ~ Lauren Morrill
7. "I was just hoping that you'd realize that guys like me, go with girls like you." ~ Lauren Morrill
8. "I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean, if I'm going to plummet to my death, it's not going to be with my pants around my ankles." ~ Lauren Morrill
9. "Oh God, unattractive and pompous. A winning combination. My inner control panel is screaming ABORT! ABORT!" ~ Lauren Morrill
10. "they do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book." ~ Lauren Morrill
11. "... Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks." ~ Lauren Morrill
12. "Now, I normally do not like it when people sing near me, much less at me. I don't care if they're good, bad, or mediocre. It's all the same. Unless you're signed to a major label with music I can find on iTunes, I don't want to hear your live performance. It's why I can't watch American Idol. I keep worrying the contestants will mess up and be embarrassed, and then I'll be embarrassed for them." ~ Lauren Morrill
13. "Maybe he's MTB," she says, cutting me off, "but maybe not. And until you figure that out, I'm just saying there are other fish in the sea, Julia. Big fish. Tasty fish. Tuna fish!" ~ Lauren Morrill
14. "I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns are really not worth my permanent facial damage." ~ Lauren Morrill
15. "Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join?Julia: Hilarious." ~ Lauren Morrill
16. "It's huge!""That's what she said!"Cue riotous laughter as our bus rumbles past Big Ben.I want to roll my eyes, but I'm afraid pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns are really not worth my permanent facial damage.By the time our bus pulls up to the Tower of London, my expectations for the day are somewhere in the basement. Call me a cynic, but since Jason spent the entire time we toured Big Ben talking about how satisfied Mrs Ben must be, my guess is that a landmark famous for its crown jewels is not going to bring out his most charming comments, either." ~ Lauren Morrill
17. "As he says it, I feel almost like I'm receding, or as though he's receding; everything is blowing away around me, and suddenly, even though he's still standing next to me, he seems impossibly far away." ~ Lauren Morrill
18. "I sit, but I'm still stiff as a board. My hands are clenched tight, as if I'm holding my tears in my palms and if I loose my grip, they'll come tumbling out." ~ Lauren Morrill
19. "I mean, I am totally not one of those prudes who believe having sex as a teenager is some kind of mortal sin or social death. I don't have a problem with sex. I just don't happen to be having it. And if I were having sex, I certainly wouldn't be getting it on in an airplane bathroom. Who wants to get down and dirty in a place so . . . cramped and dirty?" ~ Lauren Morrill

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