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1. "I arrange to meet Kimmie and Wes before homeroom the following day. The cafeteria serves breakfast for early risers in the form of stale toast, oatmeal sludge, and watered-down orange juice."This had better be worth it," Wes says. "By my calculation, I'd say you're denying us at least thirty minutes of sleep.""Not to mention precious primping time." Kimmie motions to her outfit: a black leather poodle skirt paired with a glittery pink T that reads DEMON IN TRAINING. "Like it? I also have a coordinating pitchfork, but in all this rush I forgot it at home.""Along with your sense of style," Wes jokes, resting his cheek against her shoulder." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
2. "But Spencer is here, after all. He stands at the back, just outside his office. "What happened?" he asks.My eyes burn from the pelting rain and the salt of my tears. "It's raining," I say, as if it weren't completely obvious."And you decided to lay out in it?" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
3. "I roll the covers back up over him and take his hand, noticing how well our palms fit together and thinking back to just after the last time he saved me—when he took my hand and told me that we'd always be together.I lower my head to his chest and continue to squeeze his palm. Tears fall onto the bedsheets, dampening the fabric just above his heart. "I'm so sorry," I tell him, over and over again.A few moments later, there's a twitching sensation inside my hand. Ben's fingers glides over my thumb. ‘Sorry for what?" he breaths. His voice is raspy and weak.I lift my head to check his face. His eyelids flutter. The monitor starts beeping faster. And his lips struggle to move."Don't try to talk," I tell him, searching for the nurse's call buzzer."Please," he whispers, his eyes almost fully open now. "Don't let go.""I won't," I promise, gripping his hand even harder." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
4. "Can you go cazy without knowing you're crazy?" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
5. "Age is artificial. It's soulless. It doesn't matter one bit." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
6. "People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
7. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black. She has a knife, knife, knife, stuck in her back, back, back. She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe. She cannot cry, cry, cry. Thats why she begs, begs, begs. She begs to die, die ,die.." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
8. "I wonder if I'm going crazy. I think I read somewhere - or was it something I learned in psychology class? - that people often make up their own reality as a means of coping with what their brains can't possible handle. The idea comforts me, because while no one else out there seems to be trying to protect or save me, at least maybe my brain in." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
9. "Wait," Wes says. "Are you to imply that our dear Chameleon is once again having premonitions by way of pottery?""I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call me reptilian names," I say."Would you prefer it if I called you a freak?" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
10. "I'm just really glad to hear that things are going well.""Wait, you're not getting ready to hang up on me, are you?" he asks. "We've only been talking for a couple minutes.""Well, I don't really have much else to say.""Are you kidding? The possibilities are endless. For starters, you could tell me that you'll call me again. Or, better yet, you could ask me out for coffee or a slice of pizza. Of course, letting me know that I can call you whenever I want is always a good possibility. Or, if you're feeling really generous, you could tell me that you miss me, too. I mean, I wouldn't even care if it was a lie." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
11. "I'm serious," I say. "I don't want to lose him.""Then maybe you should go away for a little bit. After all, absence makes the heart grow horny, right?""That's not exactly how the saying goes.""But it should, because you know it's true. If you go away for a couple of days, Ben won't know what to do with himself.""Maybe you're right," I say, tossing more candy corn into my mouth (therapy in a bag). "Damn straight, I am. Now, the biggest question: Can I fit into your suitcase? Because I really don't feel like staying here by myself." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
12. "[in regards to Chad's Nifty Over Fifty Moustache and Beard Darkener] "'Dark Bravado Blonde, Number 143.' The name alone makes my loins all aquiver."--Amber" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
13. "Did you and dad eat the raw-violi I left in the fridge?""Sort of. I mean, we considered eating it. It made its way onto the table. But we ended up having the rest of the rawkin' raw-sagna instead. (Rawkin' raw-sagna: a sorry excuse for a real lasagna made with uncooked squash slices, tomatoes, and cashew paste, and served on—what else?—Elvis dinner plates). I don't have the heart to tell her that dad chucked both dinners and ordered us a pizza." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
14. "But I'm not letting you off so easily. Did you hear something that I should know about?""No," I say, suddenly feeling more self-conscious than I ever thought possible."So, then, is this just an excuse you've devised to call me? Because, trust me when I say that you need no excuses. I love hearing from you." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
15. "My mother grimaces, clearly on to my BS. She's what you'd call a health fanatic times one hundred, from the raw-ful cuisine she makes us eat to her handmade sanitary napkins (no joke: the woman actually uses kitchen sponges), and so, pepperoni-and-cheese-laden pizza ranks right up there with what fur coats are to PETA." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
16. "He'd wanted to accompany her, but both of them knew it'd be smarter for him to stay home.In other words, neither of them trusts me. And who can really blame them?The last time they both went away together, a stalker broke into our house, our basement turned into a scene out of Fright Night, and I nearly gave my boyfriend a concussion." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
17. "Hey," I say, taking a seat on an island stool. "Did anyone call for me?""Your dad and I had a great day; thanks for asking." Mom smirks."How was your day? Did anyone call for me?" I smile.She dumps a gob of coconut oil into her raw-ful mixture. "Anyone meaning Ben?""Am I that transparent?""It's just that I was sixteen once, too.""Right," I say, shuddering even to think of her pre-forty, pre-me, pre-Dad, when it was just her hippie self, burning incense, going braless, and dating poets." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
18. "Oh, and because I don't have a dating history as big as your mouth, it doesn't quite measure up?" he asks."I hate to break this to you, but that isn't the only thing of yours that doesn't measure up." She waggles her pinkie at him."Wouldn't you like to know?" He grins."I think I'm all set," I interrupt, zipping up my bag."Don't forget this." Still cuddling my sweater, Wes purrs a couple of times before tossing it my way."Yeah, I can't imagine why your dad thinks of you as feminine," Kimmie mocks." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
19. "I clear my throat, realizing how little I've accomplished during this conversation. "So, everything with you is great?" I say in a final attempt to get some scoop. "No problems? No demons in your closet? Nothing weird going on?""What's up with you?" he asks, double-dipping a fry. "You were like this on the phone the other day, too.""Just making conversation.""Psycho conversation, maybe.""Speaking of psychos," I half joke. "Anyone in your life I should know about?""Just one," he says, giving me a pointed look." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
20. "Piper reminds Adam once again about their study session later, and then, within sixty seconds, all of them are gone."Well, that was about as pleasant as having my ass waxed," Wes says." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
21. "Will you call me first thing tomorrow?""I must say, if I knew all this creepy stuff was going to elicit this much attention from you, I'd have gotten myself harassed weeks ago.""Adam, I'm serious." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
22. "I shrug, suddenly remembering how Adam never called me this morning, even though he said he would. "I should probably go back to Adam's apartment to have a look at his door.""Want some company?" Wes asks. "I can bring along my spy tool. I've got a cool UV-light device that picks up all traces of bodily fluids.""You're kidding, right?" Kimmie asks."You know you want to give it a try." He winks. "I'll even let you borrow my latex gloves.""Say no more," she jokes. "I'm in." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
23. "Hi," I say, stopping right in front of him. "I missed you today in chemistry.""I got to school a little late.""But you left my house early," I say, wondering what time he did in fact leave—if he waited until I fell asleep or stayed until the last possible moment."I still overslept," he explains."I'm sorry if that was my fault.""I think it was your fault." He smiles wider. "Once I got home, I couldn't really fall asleep. Too wound up, I guess.""Because of all the drama with Adam?"He shakes his head and touches the side of my face, raising my chin slightly to kiss my lips." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
24. "What about Melissa?" I ask. "She's angry at you for ending things with her. Maybe this is her way of teaching you a lesson.""A total possibility. I'm definitely sweet and studly enough to drive a girl literally insane, wouldn't you say?" He flexes his biceps to be funny."Can we please try to be serious here?" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
25. "It's all so confusing.""Only to you it is. Wes and I tend to see things a whole lot clearer than you do. And, as luck would have it, he just happens to be here with me, hiding out from his dad. So why don't you get your confused ass over here, too?""Why is he hiding out?""Because his dad paid Helga to come onto him.""Helga the cleaning lady?""Believe it. That woman may be sixty years old and carry her teeth around in a Dixie cup, but apparently she still has game.""Heinous.""To put it mildly." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
26. "Better wash up," mom says. "We'll be eating in a few minutes."I glance toward her mixing bowl, in which she's blending something resembling Cat Chow.Dad grimaces at the sight of it. "What do you say, Camelia?" he says. "Maybe after dinner and I can head over to Flick-tastic to rent a couple videos?"Translation: Let's save ourselves from this swill by hitting the drive-through of Taco Bell." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
27. "Wes knocks a couple of times, but Adam doesn't answer. "Jackpot," he says, kneeling down to examine the lock. He takes the bundle of wire from his pocket and proceeds to make a key of sorts."You're not going to break in?" I ask."Well, um, yeah. Kimmie rolls her eyes, as if the answer's completely obvious.Wes sticks his key into the lock and starts to jiggle it back and forth. A moment later, the doorknob turns. Only, Wes isn't the one turning it.Piper then whips the door open. "Oh, my god," she says, smacking her chest like we've scared her, too. "We were looking for Adam." I peek past her into the apartment."He isn't here," she says, glaring up at Wes, no doubt annoyed that he's attempting to pick the lock."Would you believe that I dropped the contact?" he asks, before finally getting up."Not likely, since you're wearing glasses." Kimmie bops him on the head with her Tupperware purse." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
28. "After Ben leaves, I head back upstairs to my room, only to find Dad in the kitchen. He has his back toward me, sneaking a bag of Bugles from one of the baskets above the cabinets."Caught you," I say, switching on the light, making him jump."Shouldn't you be in bed?" he asks, keeping his voice low."Shouldn't you?" I give him a pointed look."Probably, but your mom actually feel asleep tonight—probably the first night all week. Meanwhile, I'm too hungry to nod off.""So, where does that leave us?" I ask, eyeing his bag of Bugles."Can you be trusted?""That depends. Are you willing to share?" I smile. "Good hiding spot, by the way. Nobody ever uses those baskets.""That's what you think." He gazes down the hall to make sure the coast is clear and then snags a bag of Hershey's Kisses from one of the other four overhead baskets.We park ourselves at the kitchen island and rip both bags open. Five full minutes of lusty devouring pass before either of us speaks." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
29. "And what did it say?" I ask, almost expecting to hear him tell me, "Soon.""Check the bed." His voice cracks saying the words."Excuse me?""That's what it said.""And what's it supposed to mean?""Call me crazy, but I think it might mean that I should check my bed.""Not funny.""Who's laughing? I'm paranoid about going home now. I'm having major flashbacks to summer camp. You know, itching powder in the bedsheets, snakes under the pillow, getting your hand dipped into a bowl full of water while you sleep—" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
30. "On the drive home, Adam glances at me several times, clearly wanting to talk about what's happened.But I can barely look up from the door latch.Exactly six pain-filled minutes later, he pulls over at the corner of my street and puts the car in park. "Do you hate me?" he asks."More like I hate myself.""Yeah." He sighs. "Kissing me tends to have that effect on women.""That's not what I meant.""Don't worry about it," he says, still trying to make light of the situation. "It's my fault. It won't happen again.""I let it happen.""Yes, but only because you couldn't help yourself. I must admit, I'm far too irresistible for my own good.""I wouldn't go that far." I can't help but smile." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
31. "You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
32. "We sit there, our eyes locked on one another, for several seconds. I know in my heart we're both thinking the same thing. Jacob leans forward over the candle, the shadow of the flame dancing against his bottom lip. I lean forward to meet him as well. It's a kiss full of promise, of trust, and of all that is magic." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
33. "Love isn't rational, it's instinctive" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
34. "My thoughts amuse me." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
35. "Okay, now you're starting to scare me," Wes says."No, scary is the way people can alter their voices on cue. Like your imitation of that creepy guy who lives at your house.""You mean my dad?" he laughs." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
36. "Who do I look like, Nancy freaking Drew?" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
37. "Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
38. "Sounds like you've got it all planned out.""Honey, I've got more plans than Wes has ugly shoes.""And that's a lot." I laugh."It sure is," she says with a sigh." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
39. "Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
40. "You could call him," Wes suggests. "Why be a spectator in the game of love? Take charge. Don't wait around and let the boy call all the shots." "As cheesy as all of that sounds," Kimmie adds. "Cheese or not,I know what I'm talking about." He sulks. "I've lived it. I've learned it." Kimmie lets out a laugh. "With who,Romeo? That Wendy girl you paid to date you?" "Oh, and because I don't have a dating history as big as your mouth, it doesn't quite measure up?" "I hate to break this to you, but that isn't the only thing of yours that doesn't measure up." "Wouldn't you like to know?" He grins." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
41. "Stalking the girls' softball team again?" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
42. "I do know that living in the past only messes up your present" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
43. "[in response to a jealous comment made by Amber] PJ's mouth snarls open. "If you aren't going to play nice, my thorny little bush, I think you should return to the dirty playground that you crawled from." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
44. "You deserve to die," I whisper, suddenly realizing Iv'e said the words aloud."Excuse me?" "Nothing.""Not nothing. You just told me that I deserve to be maggot feed.""Not maggot feed, just-""Dead!""Forget it" "I don't know why I said that. Just daydreaming, I guess.""Daydreaming about my death?""Forget it", I repeat."Are you sure you aren't still mad that I wouldn't let you borrow my vintage fishnet leggings?""More like I didn't want to borrow them," ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
45. "My world is falling apart." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
46. "In other words, my pot doesn't work?""It doesn't have a pulse," he says."I have a pulse." Kimmie offers her wrist. "Wanna check?" ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz
47. "Dig a little, he continues. Search. Examine. Sculpt from the inside out, and not the other way around. Don't be afraid to screw up along the way." ~ Laurie Faria Stolarz

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