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1. "So, if it's an axe weilding maniac reeking bloody havoc all over the neighborhood, exactly what are we going to defend ourselves with, our boners?"Callum to Jacob" ~ Mark Alders
2. "When he was close enough, he kissed my earlobe and at the same time grabbed my cock, shook it twice, then let it go. He did the same to Callum and Zane. Was this how dragons welcomed each other? Damn. Sure beats a hand shake. Good thing I was naked. I think I would have reacted differently if Devlyn had unzipped my pants and began rummaging around in my underwear just to say hello." ~ Mark Alders
3. "Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death?" ~ Mark Alders
4. "Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know." ~ Mark Alders
5. "Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me." ~ Mark Alders
6. "Well, I got my hand. What more does a man need?""Yes, and you've used that hand three-thousand times since you took over the ship."[David to Miranda]" ~ Mark Alders
7. "I rubbed him along his back, letting him know I was there for him, and if we did have our brains sucked out at least we were together." ~ Mark Alders
8. "... except when I get down and write...then I let my imagination go to places I never knew existed and my characters invade my mind." ~ Mark Alders
9. "Oh sir, you've done more for us with one erection than what has been achieved in hundreds of years. Bless you, sir. Bless you." ~ Mark Alders
10. "I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man." ~ Mark Alders
11. "you know, all spider-like and mother fucking huge and hairy, he made up for with how he behaved and how he treated me." ~ Mark Alders
12. "You f**king piss me off with your smugness." Each and every word forced from the beast's mouth sounded strained, like they were kidney stones being passed. "I so want to kill you, feel the life of you ebb away while I strangle you with my bare hands. Then, once finished, trample your sorry carcass into the dirt, fertilizer for the grass the sheep of your farm will graze upon. Then, as a final insult to you, and only what you deserve in my mind, I would butcher and eat alive the lamb that ate the grass."Keallan to Jack (best mates)" ~ Mark Alders
13. "He looked up, his gaze meeting hers. "But what about us?"She opened the front door. "When you're sucking Briant's cock, call me. I'll throw a party signifying the fact you've grown up."Cyn to Kaden, Sweet Science, Hard Love" ~ Mark Alders

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