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1. "Bond is now the Bond Girl of the opening credits. It's his silhouette we see – and nary a dancing naked babe in sight. Perhaps to compensate for this, in the actual film he gets his tits out a lot. He emerges from the sea glistening, showing off his pumped boobs, like Ursula Andress in ‘Dr No' — save his nipples are more prominent. Bond has finally become his own Bond Girl." ~ Mark Simpson

2. "Nearly thirty years on, despite Pejic's unpopularity with some feminists and the closet-cases who write for US FHM, 1980s Marilyn and his shameless, shining desire to be desired looks more like a glamorous prophet, preparing the way for the Metrosexy 21st Century." ~ Mark Simpson

3. "Sex is the theory; porn is the practice." ~ Mark Simpson

4. "There's a perverse and bitter joy in feeling unique, but you pay dearly. Morrissey" ~ Mark Simpson

5. "There's a famous quote which goes something like, ‘You are what you are, having secretly become what you wanted to be'. Maybe there's some truth to that. We like to think that society shapes us, but I don't think that that's the way it happens. Select, 1991" ~ Mark Simpson

6. "Arguably, poor Oscar was merely an early failed and somewhat overweight prototype for Morrissey." ~ Mark Simpson

7. "The artistic disposition is little more than an extreme form of sulking." ~ Mark Simpson

8. "Tattoos, after all, are a passionate, usually doomed assertion of mastery of your own destiny, or at least a defiant embrace of one that you cannot control." ~ Mark Simpson

9. "Is there a support group for people who didn't like ‘Brokeback Mountain'? We must, if the rave reviews and the newspaper reports are to be believed, be a very tiny — not to mention vulnerable — minority. Am I dead inside because I didn't experience the torrent of emotions I've been reading about? Am I as emotionally crippled as Ennis because I didn't blub and hug after sitting through this ‘visceral' movie, but instead wanted to go and ‘help with the roundup'?" ~ Mark Simpson

10. "In a spornographic age it's no longer enough for the male body to be presented to us by consumerism as merely attractive, or desiring to be desired, as it was in the early days of nakedly narcissistic male metrosexuality. This masculine coquettish-ness, pleasing as it is, no longer offers an intense enough image. Or provokes enough lust. It's just not very shocking or arousing any more. In fact, it's just too… normal. To get our attention these days the sporting male body has to promise us nothing less than an immaculately groomed, waxed and pumped gang-bang in the showers." ~ Mark Simpson

11. "Of course, fashions come and go but metrosexuality isn't a fashion – it's an epoch. It represents a fundamental shift in what men are allowed to be and to want. Men are now permitted to be ‘passive' – inviting our gaze." ~ Mark Simpson

12. "At the dawn of the second decade of the Twenty First Century, masculinity has been rendered so self-conscious in our mediated, mirrored world that even ‘regular guys' are apparently just a fashion fad – this season's accessory." ~ Mark Simpson

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Children, you must understand, are monsters. They are ravenous, ravening, they lope over the countryside with slavering mouths, seeking love to devour. Even when they find it, even if they roll about in it and gorge themselves, still it will never be enough. Their hunger for it is greater than any heart to satisfy. You mustn't think poorly of them - we are all monsters that way, it is only that when we are grown, we learn more subtle ways to snatch it up, and secretly slurp our fingers clean in dark corners, relishing even the last dregs. All children know is a sort of clumsy pouncing after love. They often miss, but that is how they learn."
Author: Catherynne M. Valente