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1. "Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life!And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

2. "My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady.""Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old.""Er— really?" Laura asked. "Gosh you don't look even out of your thirties." "Tons of face-lifts. He's a surgical addict. I'm trying to get him help." I added defensively when they both gave me strange looks." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

3. "It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

4. "Then she (Queen Christina) stood with the Prince and grinned like a monkey and waved like a fucked-up prom queen while about a thousand flashbulb went off in her face." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

5. "I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

6. "I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

7. "Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

8. "Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

9. "Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding."How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago.""Uh...Betsy...""Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

10. "Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening." I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

11. "You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

12. "...But that is not my scene and I'm outta here."His hand shot out and grabbed me above the elbow. "Indeed, but you'll accompany me, I think." The stone face cracked and he almost smiled. "I insist on the pleasure of your company. We have much to talk about." "My ass!" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

13. "So you're a vampire?""Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

14. "…and who are you, anyway?" "I'm Tina." "Thank goodness!" I said so loudly she stepped back. "No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl." "It's short for Christina Caresse Chavelle." "Well, you did the best you could." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

15. "Jessica peeked into the bathroom, then hurried back to report. "They got that boy stripped mother naked and they're scrubbing him with your brand-new loofah."I winced. Thirty-seven ninety-nine at The Body Shop, kaput." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

16. "Honestly. Do guys really think that will fool us? 'Whoa, hi there, John. Gosh, for a second there I thought you were going bald, but I see now that you have a full, lush head of hair. Which grows sideways from left to right in sticky strands. Have I ever been this sexually excited? I think not." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

17. "Okay. And you'll, uh, make sure he doesn't hurt anybody when he's, you know, nutty and out of his mind with blood lust?" For the next ten years?Liam winced (well, he blinked), but Sophie soldiered on. "My queen, I have experience in these matters. Guarding young vampires--I--all will be as you wish."Yeah, right. That'd be a fucking first." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

18. "I ducked again as her Hellfire sword whistled over my head, and sidestepped so quickly I tripped over a chair. I was in such a hurry to scramble to my feet that for a few seconds I ran in place, like the Road Runner." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

19. "—Además —lo interrumpió nuevamente—, mis hijos jamás tendránque preocuparse por su próxima comida. Nunca tendrán que pagarimpuestos, nunca tendrán que preocuparse acerca de cómo permitirse enviara sus hijos a la escuela. Ellos siempre tendrán la opción de un sólido techosobre sus cabezas y tres comidas diarias. Siempre habrá personas a sualrededor para cuidarlos y protegerlos. Ellos nunca, nunca estarán solos. Y sihicieran algo mal, tendrían el poder de arreglarlo." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

20. "Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

21. "You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

22. "Fred coughed, which caused Sam and Ellie to look over at her. "Hey, Ellie. Watch this."Mentally apologizing to her oldest friend, Fred seized Jonas by the shirt collar andheaved him out of his chair and through the (fortunately open) sliding door.Jonas was densely built ("Deliciously so," Dr. Barb might have said over the sound ofFred's retching), but no match for Fred's hybrid strength, and the air velocity he achievedwas really quite something.Fred ignored his wail ("My sundaeeee!"), which became easier to do the fainter it got." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

23. "Delk shifted in his chair, the arrow point never wavering. "What do you want?""Oh, the usual.World peace, a pair of Christian Louboton heels, a perfect wedding." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

24. "Oh my God", Marc rhapsodized. "Who is that ?""An asshole," I mumbled, turning back to him and picking up my tea. I was so rattled I sloshed some of the hot liquid on my hand, but I didn't feel a thing."He's coming over here !" Marc squealed. "Oh my God, oh my God, ohmyGod!""Will you get a hold of yourself?" I hissed. "You sound like a girl with a crush. Ah-ha!" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

25. "Don't look at his groin. Don't look at his groin. Don't mention that he doesn't have a vagina, so 'we' is bullshit. This is not the time to mention your pet peeve about expectant fathers talking how 'we' are having a baby. Don't. Don't." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

26. "Somehow, when I wasn't looking, somehow because it's electronic mail, none of the basic grammar rules applied." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

27. "...you just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

28. "Quit doing your game show host schtick, Marc," I ordered. "You're confusing the vampires. They're not big TV watchers.""Certainly not daytime television," Sinclair sniffed." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

29. "Crying's okay while it lasts, but you can only do it for so long. And it's weird to do it when you apparently can't make tears anymore (did this mean I wouldn't pee or sweat, either?). Anyway, eventually you're done, and you have to figure out what to do next." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

30. "I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

31. "Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register?" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

32. "It's Privacy, Please, for the Penguins." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

33. "You know, they did let you have that room," I said. "In fact, I think they're assuming you'll use it, as opposed to lingering in strange hallways."She responded to me with, "Girl, I am bored outta my tits.""Can we have one cross-country quest without talking about your tits?"Her pretty dark eyes went narrow and thoughtful, and she caressed her cheek with a long fingernail colored jack-o'-lantern orange. After a thoughtful pause, she shook her head. "I don'tsee how.""I figured." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

34. "I stared harder. Come on, vampire mojo. Do your thing. "Don't. Kill. Yourself." "Why. Are you. Talking. Like this?" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

35. "I'm not playing vamp politics." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

36. "A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God'th thake! Aw, thon of a bith!" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

37. "I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

38. "Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right?" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

39. "I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

40. "I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

41. "He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy.""Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

42. "I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

43. "Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the idignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as—""Put that thing down," I said impatiently. "I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

44. "I slipped one of the shoes off, looked at the inside. Property of Antonia O'Neill Taylor. I knew it. My stepmother! The bitch meant to bury me wearing her cast off shoes!" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

45. "Did vampirism encourage Stockholm syndrome?" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

46. "How's your grandpa?""Still worried that your blackness will infect me.""That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on to brunettes and redheads. Once we have the womenfolk, all the babies will come out black, too. We all voted on the plan at the last Black Conspirators meeting." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

47. "Sinclair doesn't love your sister." "Not yet." I said darkly. "Give him time.""Look, I'm sure he's interested in her—""Wait till you see her. Just wait.""Like he doesn't have pussy thrown at him from cars?""What a horrifying mental image." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

48. "I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear." ~ MaryJanice Davidson

49. "Elizabeth Anne TaylorApril 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004Our Sweetheart, Only resting" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

50. "Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy" ~ MaryJanice Davidson

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When you trust and you lose— it is because you were wrong to trust and what you believed was merely a phantom. But when you doubt and you lose— it is because in your wanting so much not to be wrong, you lost something that was entirely beautiful for you. More is lost, in the end, by those who doubt. I would rather lose the phantom."
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