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1. "Quotes ain't all that useful. Fact is, there's more concise ways to express what you're feelin', like screams and moans." ~ M.C. Humphreys
2. "If you ask me what remains to be known in the future, I'll say, ‘Memorize all the world's encyclopedias.' Once you do that, forget all that fancy junk and rake the leaves – else I'm gonna take a stick to you, boy." ~ M.C. Humphreys
3. "I don't want the finer things in life, like preserves of jam and thick soft quilts, until I get what I need: the machinery to make that stuff for me." ~ M.C. Humphreys
4. "With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm." ~ M.C. Humphreys
5. "The nose can't help catchin' what the ears get sick with. Yessir, rock bands just sweat evil. Evil's been around for a long time, ever since rocks started getting real hot and making a lot of noise as they exploded out o' the ground and evil spirits wisped out of hell. If a band ever uses a fog machine, hold your breath so you don't become possessed by one." ~ M.C. Humphreys
6. "What's the most difficult thing you can do? Live simply. ‘Cause in order to be self-sufficient, you got to get well near everybody else to work for you." ~ M.C. Humphreys

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Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic."
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