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1. "I heard that he had all these pictures of you . . .''Well, I heard you flunked out of school." ~ Megan McCafferty
2. "Zen: 'I kinda went about it all wrong last night, didn't I?Melody: 'Kinda? It was a total fustercluck.'<actual word used>" ~ Megan McCafferty
3. "Manda and Sara are annoying because their whole belief system is in opposition to my own. They live by a Grand Theft Auto morality, by which lying, whoring, and stealing scores innumerable points." ~ Megan McCafferty
4. "But I can't help myself. And there he is, larger thanlife on the screen, looking every bit as tortured and handsomeas he did the last time he tried to contact me a fewweeks ago. (Harmony/Jondoe)" ~ Megan McCafferty
5. "Brandi is mean skinny, that kind that doesn't come naturally and makes her face look all hallow and scary." ~ Megan McCafferty
6. "Unless Spelling Bee bitches exist, this makes her the geekiest kind of groupie on e can possibly be." ~ Megan McCafferty
7. "The road less traveled will not be smooth" ~ Megan McCafferty
8. "Life - such as it is - always seems to get in the way" ~ Megan McCafferty
9. "I MAY FEEL LIKE A SOCIAL OUTCAST BUT IM NOT REALLY ONE TARYN NOW SHE'S A SOCIAL OUTCAST BUT IM NOT REALLY ONE TARYN NOW SHE'S A SOCIAL OUTCAST I THINK IM AN OUTCAST INASMUCH AS I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE BY PEOPLE I CAN'T STAND WHICH ISNT REALLY THE SAME THING AS TRUE SOCIAL OSTRACIZATION NOW IS IT?" ~ Megan McCafferty
10. "(Parentheses speakMore than we dare say out loudWhy, oh, why is that?)" ~ Megan McCafferty
11. "Don't talk to strangers. Don't do drugs. Don't smoke. Don't drink and drive. Don't have sex. Wear a condom. Wear sunblock. Wear a seat belt. Wear a helmet. If you see something, say something. Just say no. Stop, drop, and roll. Stop, look, and listen. Look both ways before you cross the street...Safety is an illusion. Bad things can happen to anyone at any time, whether you follow the rules or not. You can check left, check right, check left again before you step off the curb and into the crosswalk, but that won't stop an anonymous asshole in his shitty pickup from putting you in intensive care..." ~ Megan McCafferty
12. "Because I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off." ~ Megan McCafferty
13. "Plagiarism has been around far longer than the Internet. In fact, I had a poem published in 'Seventeen' magazine when I was 15 years old. About a year later I was informed that there was a girl who used that same poem to win a statewide poetry competition in Alabama. It took months for people to put together that this had happened." ~ Megan McCafferty
14. "I do so much revising as I go along; I wonder how I could write books if I hadn't grown up in the computer age. I think I'd be a very different writer. I find myself cutting and pasting, changing things around and deleting whole paragraphs constantly." ~ Megan McCafferty
15. "Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!" ~ Megan McCafferty
16. "Most people talk when they have nothing to say. I'm not talking because I have too much to say. None of which I'd want you to hear." ~ Megan McCafferty
17. "I wish our love was right now." ~ Megan McCafferty
18. "Right now I feel guilty to be alive. Why? Because I'm wasting it. I've been given this life and all I do is mope it away.What's worse is, I am totally aware of how ridiculous I am. It would be a lot easier if I believed I was the center of the universe, because then I wouldn't know any better NOT to make a big deal out of everything. I know how small my problems are, yet that doesn't stop me from obsessing about them.I have to stop doing this.How do other people get happy? I look at people laughing and smiling and enjoying themselves and try to get inside their heads. How do Bridget, Manda, and Sara do it? Or Pepe? Or EVERYONE but me?Why does everything I see bother me? Why can't I just get over these daily wrongdoings? Why can't I just move on and make the best of what I've got?I wish I knew." ~ Megan McCafferty
19. "Since I've known you, you've been spinning and spinning and spinning into all these various personas, and none of this self-exploration and experimentation has given you a sense of peace. I've known you for six years, intimately for four, and I still have no idea who I'm in love with." ~ Megan McCafferty
20. "So where should we go at it?' asked Bastian. 'Anywhere you want me,' I murmured, dreamily. 'Pardon?''Anywhere,' I said. 'Why don't we start in a familiar place, so we are not nervous our first time?' I have to remind myself that this is real, and not part of the daydream. He's talking about the Storytelling Project. Not sex." ~ Megan McCafferty
21. "Oh, did I mention that he's Spanish, as in from Spain, and that he occasionally slips into his native tongue? (Add your own sexual innuendo here. It's just too easy for me. Really.) He's from Madrid but has lived here for more than a decade, long enough to master English, but without flattening his Castilian quirks. Who knew a lispy accent could be so manly? So damn sexy? I hear those "ths" clinging to his tongue and go loco." ~ Megan McCafferty
22. "Mine means 'body,'" Tanu interjected. 'Wow, that's so eerie,' ALF said. 'Because . . . you have a body." ~ Megan McCafferty
23. "Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes." ~ Megan McCafferty
24. "I'm sitting in the bleachers, watching longingly as all the boys and umbumped girls in my Personal Health and Fitness class play Muggle Quidditch. I don't even like the game very much, I think it's silly, but I so miss physical activity that I'd be thrilled if I could run around the gymnasium with a broom between my legs, chasing after the human snitch wearing a gold pinny." ~ Megan McCafferty
25. "This is my new hobby. I watch my life depart minute by minute. I anticipate the end of everything and anything -- a conversation, a class, track practice, darkness -- only to be left with more clock-watching to take its place. I'm continually waiting for something better that never comes. Maybe it would help if I knew what I wanted." ~ Megan McCafferty
26. "Don't stop doing what you love.Don't let your future be ruined by a bunch of loony sand monkeys." ~ Megan McCafferty
27. "Shit happens and its awful but its okay. We deal with it because we havet to." ~ Megan McCafferty
28. "It just makes me wonder what subject you blame for talking to me every night.'I'm still settling on an answer for that one. Probably Chemistry.Jesus Christ. I can't believe I just wrote that." ~ Megan McCafferty
29. "What I envy most about you and everyone else heading back to school is the certainty of it all. You've got a prescribed set of requirements to guide you through the next few years. Focus your energy on the completion of those assignments and you'll succeed. Guaranteed. Where's my syllabus to guide me through life?" ~ Megan McCafferty
30. "Love," he said, "has the longest arms." ~ Megan McCafferty
31. "He always loved her because of, not in sprite of, her flaws." ~ Megan McCafferty
32. "You have stopped the arrow of time...There's no meaning to this rhyme...Because my song will never mean as much as the one..He once sang..For you, yes, you..." ~ Megan McCafferty
33. "I hate the very human inclination towards insensitivity" ~ Megan McCafferty
34. "Women will always choose the man over the best friend. This is a sad but true fact of life, and it's only this certitude that makes me unashamed to admit it." ~ Megan McCafferty
35. "Oh, yeah,' she said. 'He likes your brain, J.D., but he ain't attracted to you, which is a cryin' shame, if you don't mind me sayin' so.'No. How could I mind the truth? It was a cryin' shame, and my tears almost dripped right into my stuffing." ~ Megan McCafferty
36. "We're your friends," said Bridget."And we're worried about you,"said Pepe."I'm fine." Then I mean to laugh a silly, carefree kind of laugh, but it came out more maniacal than intended. "HAH-hee-hee-hah-hah-HAH!"Bridget and Pepe exchanged terrified looks." ~ Megan McCafferty
37. "HOLY MOTHER. WAS THAT A FACE?" ~ Megan McCafferty
38. "Synchronicity? Or bullshit?" ~ Megan McCafferty
39. "The higher my GPA gets the more I realize high school is useless" ~ Megan McCafferty
40. "Excuse our appearances. We are taking apart yesterday, to make way for tomorrow" ~ Megan McCafferty
41. "Am I the only creature with a vagina who thinks that weddings are ridiculous? I'm going to elope. Just me, my hubby, and a minister on a beach in Jamaica." ~ Megan McCafferty
42. "So everything we believe about happiness is wrong," I said.He nodded.Everything?" I asked, when what I meant was, Everything? Including you? Including me?And Marcus, being Marcus, knew what I really wanted to know, and answered my silent, more significant question. He held up his hand to shield the rays and looked me in the eyes.Almost." ~ Megan McCafferty
43. "See, my idea of cute comes with an IQ requirement. It's geeky cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, yes please! Brad Pitt, no thank you." ~ Megan McCafferty
44. "Love may have the longest arms, but it can still fall short of an embrace." ~ Megan McCafferty
45. "chromosomal danceoh, heavenly happenstancerare creation, you-Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)" ~ Megan McCafferty
46. "You, yes, you, linger inside my heartThe same you who stopped us before we could start." ~ Megan McCafferty
47. "My thoughts create my world -Marcus Flutie" ~ Megan McCafferty
48. "I thought Marcus was going to be in my life forever. Then I thought I was wrong. Now he's back. But this time I know what's certain: Marcus will be gone again, and back again and again and again because nothing is permanent. Especially people. Strangers become friends. Friends become lovers. Lovers become strangers. Strangers become friends once more, and over and over. Tomorrow, next week, fifty years from now, I know I'll get another one-word postcard from Marcus, because this one doesn't have a period signifying the end of the sentence.Or the end of anything at all." ~ Megan McCafferty
49. "Where are you in your cycle? Oh, WHO CARES? Let's get you two BUMPING right away. We don't want another trimester to go by with a FLAT TUMMY. And not to put any pressure on you or anything, but it would be just BREEDY if you could deliver the goods by next March." ~ Megan McCafferty
50. "I am trying to come up with some "adult" reads, but I mostly read young adult fiction (my job), which, by the way is excellent. I will post about some of my favorites that should appeal to adult readers" ~ Megan McCafferty
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