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1. "After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?" ~ Melissa Kantor
2. "Because if I have a wicked stepmother and two evil stepsisters, aren't I supposed to get a prince?" ~ Melissa Kantor
3. "You were sleeping?" said Princess One."No," I said. "Sometimes I just like to lie in the dark for hours with my eyes closed." ~ Melissa Kantor
4. "Nothing.That's what happens to the stepmother in Cinderella.Nothing." ~ Melissa Kantor
5. "People never think things that are true are funny." ~ Melissa Kantor
6. "Why is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my "room" without anyone in the family so much as poking a head down to see if I'm alive, while the one time I actually have plans (major plans, plans that necessitate extraordinary focus and massive preparation), my stepmother suddenly suggests we sing a duet of "Getting to Know You"?" ~ Melissa Kantor
7. "Apparently, he was too busy living his own life to be a character in the imaginary novel that was mine." ~ Melissa Kantor
8. "Apparently being Cinderella isn't so bad after all." ~ Melissa Kantor
9. "Prince Charming was requesting my presence tonight." ~ Melissa Kantor
10. "Be honest, Do I give off a vibe that says 'No, handsome stud, I don't want you to make a pass at me,' while at the same time communicating, 'Hello there, acne-ridden dwarf. Promise me we'll meet again." ~ Melissa Kantor
11. "TEN BREAKUP COMMANDMENTS:1. Move out2. You cannot be friends3. Do not process this break-up together4. Do not bad mouth your ex to other people5. Get rid of anything that reminds of him6. Start and exercise regimen7. Pursue an interest you could not have pursued while you and your ex were together8. Take a vacation9. Embrace Change10. Go on a date" ~ Melissa Kantor
12. "Time does not care how precious it is, how hard you are working not to squander it. Time passes." ~ Melissa Kantor
13. "...[W]hen I told my dad why I was calling, he just said, 'Honey, you're so beautiful it doesn't matter what you wear.' I wondered how many dads in America were, at that very moment, giving their daughters the same useless advice mine was giving me." ~ Melissa Kantor
14. "What if in every breakup, the dumper gets to live happily ever after, while the dumpee gets a lifetime membership in the Bitter Book Club?" ~ Melissa Kantor
15. "Even though we'd never met, imagining being dumped by Gene made me want to die. What was the point of going out with someone? What was the point of falling in love? The whole thing was enough to make me wish I'd been born in one of those countries where they still have arranged marriages. I mean, okay, yes, it would certainly suck not being allowed to drive or vote and having to ask a man's permission to leave the house.But at least you wouldn't have to worry about being dumped." ~ Melissa Kantor
16. "A breakup is the single most traumatic event in the life of a woman outside of a death. Some women can take years to recover." ~ Melissa Kantor
17. "If love was a disease, I'd been cured." ~ Melissa Kantor
18. "I'm sorry, I got you all snotty and wet." ~ Melissa Kantor
19. "There was no way that sentence was coming out of my mouth." ~ Melissa Kantor
20. "I wanted to kill someone and I wanted to die and I wanted to run as far and as fast as I could because she was never coming back. She had fallen off the face of the earth and she was never coming back." ~ Melissa Kantor
21. "I was just thoughts, just air. There was nothingness all around me. Was this what it was like to be dead? When you died, did you still sense everything going on around you, only it was happening so far away that you didn't care about it? You were floating through space and time, and nothing that happened to you mattered because nothing really could happen to you because you didn't exist?" ~ Melissa Kantor

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Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
Author: Bella Abzug

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