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1. "Byron clapped Walter on the back. 'Good work,' he said.Walter shook his head. 'You're the one who clocked her with the Stephen King hardcover. That took some of the wind out of her.''Thank heavens he's a wordy man,' said Byron." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

2. "It's a really crappy feeling to realize that your entire outook on your life can be controlled by some little pill that looks like a Pez, and that some weird combination of drugs can make your brain think it's on a holiday somewhere really sweet when you're standing naked in the middle of the school cafeteria while everyone takes pictures of you. Metaphorically. Or whatever." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

3. "I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

4. "One time Allie and I skipped school and went to see this foreign film called Los Diablos, where these villagers found a glowing blue ball and peeled pieces off of it to see what was inside. Only the ball was really radioactive, and they all died from the poison. I think that's what happens when you look too deep inside for the truth. The poison comes out, and you die, even though you have beautiful glowing pieces of blue truth in your fingers." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

5. "I'm not sure what a good person is, exactly. On the one hand, it could be someone who always play by the rules. But someone can follow the rules and still be a real jerk, you know? In fact, some of the biggest idiots I know are people who follow the rules, usually because they make you feel like crap when you don't." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

6. "Like I said, some people think it's weird that my best friend is a girl. Sometimes I think it's weird, too. Mostly people assume that we're boyfriend and girlfriend, which I guess we could be. But that just seems too teen-movie, if you know what I mean. A boy and girl are best friends, neither of them dates anyone else, and then one night they look at each other and—bang—they realize they've been in love with each other the whole time. Everyone's happy and they go to the big dance together." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

7. "Boney the snowman, was a crazy, whacked-out guy, with tattooed skin and a goofy grin, and he liked to get real high. There must have been some acid in the soda that he had, 'cause when he went and drank it, it screwed him up real bad. He led them to the psycho ward, right to the dear old doc. And when they asked him what was wrong he told them 'suck my cock." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

8. "If I were a girl, I'd be sucking every cock I could get my mouth on," Will said. "Fuck, I'd take on the whole football team at one time."Burke ran his hand through Will's hair. "Careful," he said. "You don't want to get a reputation as a bad girl. No one will marry you, then." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

9. "I loved Jerry, and I wanted to have his baby." She laughed. "This was before women started looking at their vaginas in hand mirrors and Gloria Steinem told us we could be more than just mothers." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

10. "Astronotlarin uzayda salinip yeryüzüne döndükten sonra, burasi onlara çürüyen bir et gibi koktugu için midelerinin kötü oldugunu okumustum bir yerlerde. Biz diger insanlar, her gün soludugumuz için bu igrenç kokuyu fark etmiyoruz; hava bize normal geliyor, ama aslinda içine saldigimiz bir sürü çöp, kimyasal ve kirletici maddeyle dolu. Sonra, dünya birinin eski arabasiymis da, dikiz aynasina büyük boy bir çam kokusu asiyormusuz gibi etrafa baska saçmaliklar sikip havanin daha iyi kokmasini saglamaya çalisiyoruz." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

11. "It was odd --unsettling, actually-- how love magnified everything. Small joy was turned into overwhelming happiness; worry became heart-stopping fear. It was as if love became a magnifying glass turned on the heart, taking whatever was there and making it appear many times its normal size." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

12. "I think I'm in love," he said after swallowing. "I could marry that pie.""According to the anti-gay crowd, that'll be next," said Nan. "Pies and sheep." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

13. "Like many men his age, he occupied a kind of limbo, not young enough to be the new face in the bars that everyone wanted and not old enough to be – and didn't want to be – the funny old queen whose jokes everyone laughed at. Instead, he was just middle aged and alone." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

14. "If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn't mean it's good.""Snob," Sam said." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

15. "I love that word. Gaydar. So clever.""I'm afraid mine is broken," Burke said. "It never occurred to me that you were gay.""It's because I'm teeming with masculinity," Gaither joked." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

16. "She laughed. "Welcome to Camp Meds," She said. "Where the campers are crazy and the counselors want you to take drugs." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

17. "To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another." -- Jane Fairfax" ~ Michael Thomas Ford

18. "Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

19. "Düsünün. Idam mahkumlarini, daha sonra öldürebilmek için ölümü bekledikleri sirada canli tutuyorlar. Mahkumlari, zamani geldiginde yargilayabilmek için intihar etmesinler diye gözetim altinda tutuyorlar. Hiç anlamli degil. Birini ölüme mahkum etmek dogal ama insanlarin bunu kendilerinin yapmasi degil, öyle mi? Size ne düsündügümü söyleyeyim: Kendinizi öldürmeye çalistiginizda insanlar sinirleniyorlar; çünkü bu, onlarin sizin hayatinizi birazcik bile kontrol edebilmesini engelliyor. Hayatinizi "olmasi gerektigi gibi" degil de, kendi istediginiz gibi sonlandirmanizdan hoslanmiyorlar." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

20. "When The Journal of Words compiled its list of the one hundred best novels written in English, do you know that Pride and Prejudice was number twelve?" She stopped pacing and glared at Jane. "And do you know where Jane Eyre was?" she asked. She looked at the four of them in turn, but nobody answered her. "Number fifty-two!" she shrieked. "Fifty-two! Below that pornographic travesty Lolita!" She spat the title as if it were poison. "Below Huckleberry Finn! Below Ulysses. Have you ever tried to read Ulysses? Have you ever finished it? No, you haven't. No one has. They just carry it around and lie about having read it." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

21. "Faith, he had learned that night in front of the flickering television, was most glorious when it was most untouched by reason." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

22. "Anyone can be crazy. That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole different thing. I mean, how much do you have to hate yourself to want to just wipe yourself out?" ~ Michael Thomas Ford

23. "That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

24. "When she saw me, my mother stood up and started to come toward me, but then stopped. I think maybe Cat Poop had told her not to make any sudden movements because they might scare me, like I'm a wild animal or something, because she kept looking at him and then at me. Finally she just said, "Hello, Jeff," and sat down again next to my father." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

25. "In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

26. "So now I'm thinking about it. I'm imagining sitting down with my parents and actually saying, "I'm gay." And you know what? It makes me a little mad. I mean, straight guys don't have to sit their parents down and tell them they like girls." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

27. "How come someone always saves the people who try to kill themselves and then makes them tell everyone how sorry they are for ruining their evening? I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something. but I'm not going to. I don't have anything to apologize for. They're the ones who screwed everything up. Not me.I didn't ask to be saved." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

28. "Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are?" ~ Michael Thomas Ford

29. "Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

30. "I know all about dreams that make you want to scream." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

31. "I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I'm sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I'm thinking about bears." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

32. "And anyway, the truth isn't all that great. I mean, what's the truth? Planes falling out of the sky. Buses blowing up and ripping little kids into millions of pieces. Twelve-year-olds raping people and then shooting them in the head so they can't tell. I can't watch the news anymore or look at the papers. It's like whoever sits up there in Heaven has this big bag of really crappy stuff, and once or twice a day she or he reaches in and sprinkles a little bit of it over the world and makes everything crazy, like fairy dust that's past its expiration date." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

33. "I knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

34. "And it's not like I've never jacked off. I'm fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesn't is lying. That would be like having the coolest video game ever and never playing it. No one's that stupid." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

35. "That sounds so weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you. But killing someone is wrong, and I don't think suicide is. It's my life, right? I should be able to end it if I want to. I don't think it's a sin." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

36. "I mean, how do you know if people are good for you or not? It's not like they come with an FDA approved sticker or anything." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

37. "No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

38. "When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn't to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn't our fault." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

39. "Trust me no matter how horrible you feel or how bad things seem, there is always a way out. Suicide is never your only option." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

40. "When did being single become a disease?" ~ Michael Thomas Ford

41. "The worst part is, you know they're not going to be together forever. I mean, come on, she's fifteen. Okay, sixteen. Still. It's not like they're going to get married or anything. Even if they last a couple of years which they won't she'll go to one college and he'll go to another, and pretty soon they'll forget all about each other. That's what always happens. That's why teenage dating is so dumb, because it's doomed to fail. You'd think people would have learned that by now, but I guess they haven't. They go right on falling in love and thinking it's going to survive high school. Allie and Burke, true love always. Whatever.Anyway, happy birthday, Allie. I hope it was a good one." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

42. "I have to keep her in line somehow or she'll think she's the boss of everything." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

43. "Straight people get married so that they can have sex. Gay men have sex so that they can get friends." ~ Michael Thomas Ford

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