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1. "I kiss, but I don't tell." ~ Miranda Hart
2. "I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18." ~ Miranda Hart
3. "I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy." ~ Miranda Hart
4. "I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences." ~ Miranda Hart
5. "I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade." ~ Miranda Hart
6. "I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic." ~ Miranda Hart
7. "I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop." ~ Miranda Hart
8. "I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed." ~ Miranda Hart
9. "I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy." ~ Miranda Hart
10. "I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing." ~ Miranda Hart
11. "I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised." ~ Miranda Hart
12. "It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there." ~ Miranda Hart
13. "It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot." ~ Miranda Hart
14. "My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic." ~ Miranda Hart
15. "My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta." ~ Miranda Hart
16. "My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that." ~ Miranda Hart
17. "No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream." ~ Miranda Hart
18. "No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs." ~ Miranda Hart
19. "(Note to anyone considering joining a class: there is no need to turn up in full Strictly Come Dancing salsa outfit including fake tan. Everyone just wears jeans. Briefly awkward.)" ~ Miranda Hart
20. "My dearest friends at school, and harmless nicknames then, but embarrassing when you find yourself shouting 'Pussy!' excitedly across Centre Court at Wimbledon during a quiet match point fifteen years later. Carry on…" ~ Miranda Hart
21. "I hope your dreams have come or will come true. Or you feel inspired to down tools on what you wrongly thought was making you happy and follow the real dream." ~ Miranda Hart
22. "There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely." ~ Miranda Hart
23. "Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya." ~ Miranda Hart
24. "About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do." ~ Miranda Hart
25. "Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time." ~ Miranda Hart
26. "I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture." ~ Miranda Hart
27. "I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully." ~ Miranda Hart
28. "I'm not sure I'm up for going to the moon. I'd rather go to Antigua as far as holiday destinations go. Well, they all went mental didn't they, astronauts? Perhaps it's very helpful because you're reminded that you have a very short life and really there's nothing to worry about at all. But then you might come back to earth and not give a sh*t about anything." - Stylist.co.uk, 2012" ~ Miranda Hart
29. "Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say." ~ Miranda Hart
30. "We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all." ~ Miranda Hart
31. "And may I just make my position very clear on this – there is no such thing as a FUN RUN as, even if you are dressed as an elephant, you still have to RUN. 'Fun' and 'run' are two words which, when the wonderful laws of Miranda-Land come into play, will be illegal to put together. I thank you. And relax." ~ Miranda Hart
32. "By now it's March, and it's too late to start another new year's resolution: you'll simply have to wait until December 31st again. Everybody knows you can't start something new in March. That would be ridiculous. Similar to starting a diet on a Thursday. Madness. (All diets start on a Monday, as on the Thursday before you start you have to eat everything out of your fridge and cupboards for the following Monday. It's a marvellous system.)" ~ Miranda Hart
33. "I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did." ~ Miranda Hart
34. "Art is subjective and art as a form of entertainment escapism is as high art as any." ~ Miranda Hart
35. "My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word." ~ Miranda Hart
36. "Mine was something along the lines of 'This is who I am, and this is the level at which I'm going to present myself, I feel fine, and if you don't like it then you're more than welcome to look away, thank you very much.' I decided, quite simply, not to care very much at all. As long as my rear-end and stomach were hidden from the public gaze, then I considered any outfit a roaring success. People are either going to like the look of me, or they're not. And apart from remaining vaguely clean and healthy, there's not very much I can do to control that. Is an eye-lash tint, a facial and the right handbag really going to make all that much difference? With this decision, I think I've spared myself a lot of misery. You may look at me and see a slightly frayed, wool-clad woman with an inexplicably hefty rucksack, but I look in the mirror and simply give thanks for all I've opted out of." ~ Miranda Hart
37. "A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground to eat a meal is a total adventure. Have you ever attempted to eat with a plastic knife and fork, off a paper plate, while balancing the plate on your knee? And in company? That's an adventure. I tried to cut into my pork pie and the knife broke, then my Scotch egg rolled off the plate and into some mud. What does one do in that situation? Wipe off the mud, and eat it anyway? Risky. I peeled off the meaty outside and ate the boiled egg. Result. And, once, on the beach, I sat down with fish and chips (not strictly a picnic, but still hardcore al fresco eating) and a seagull swooped down and took the whole fish from my box! It was terrifying. So don't you go telling me that picnics aren't an adventure, thanking you muchly." ~ Miranda Hart
38. "Numero uno: you realise pretty quickly that you're never going to get what one of the viler magazines might refer to as a 'bikini body' so, instead of doing a hundred sit-ups twice a day, you can opt out of all that perfectionist malarkey. And you can spend your energy developing other personal qualities. Like being funny. And galloping. And learning complex dance routines, which become suddenly hilarious when you whack on a leotard and try to perform them. All that lovely stuff." ~ Miranda Hart
39. "I do love a hotel room: adore it. What's not to love about everything you need in one room? Would you have a kettle on a tea tray with biscuits in a packet in your bedroom at home? No, you very likely wouldn't. And – please excuse me, MDRC, I'm getting a little giddy here – the kettle. The little tiny kettle on a little tiny stand! Admittedly it's hard to fill as it never quite fits under the basin taps, but that's all just part of the fun." ~ Miranda Hart
40. "We said together, wistfully, 'Life, eh?' It says everything without having to say anything: that we all experience moments of joyful or painful reflection, sometimes alone, sometimes sharing laughs and tears with others; that we all know and appreciate that however wonderful and precious life is, it can equally be a terribly confusing and mysterious beast. 'Life, eh?" ~ Miranda Hart
41. "Never go to the supermarket when you're hungry.' There you go. Doesn't get wiser than that. Fact." ~ Miranda Hart
42. "If I did better... I'd be God." ~ Miranda Hart
43. "I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END." ~ Miranda Hart
44. "some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices." ~ Miranda Hart

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