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1. "Elizabeth called it my mane of hair; I called it my bane of hair. However, it was far worse looking when it was short, sticking straight up or out at awkward angles; at least when it was long it almost obeyed gravity." ~ Penny Reid
2. "... It wasn't my finest moment, but I rolled my eyes and actually huffed. "Fine, don't answer. I don't even know why I asked.""No, I am not having sex with anyone.""Oh." I shrugged nonchalantly, but for some reason his response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing." ~ Penny Reid
3. "This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your penis makes a prank call, my vagina answers the phone. And then you hang up. Or your penis claims wrong number or misdial or no hablo Ingles. It's infuriating, and it's called genital call me maybe." ~ Penny Reid
4. "Since I spent much of my childhood being left behind and ignored, one might think that, as an adult, moments of perceived abandonment would feel old hat. The truth is, as an adult, I am always waiting to be left behind. I'm always ready to be discarded and, therefore, I spend a significant amount of time preparing for this eventuality.I lower my expectations, I don't seek out meaningful relationships, and I don't engage in any sort of real intimacy, physical or otherwise.Engage is the key word here. Except, when I engage, when it happens, when I'm left behind it doesn't feel old hat. It feels like it did the first time and it takes me by surprise. So, I don't let it happen." ~ Penny Reid
5. "I had reclusive tendencies for a reason, I couldn't be trusted to live in the world and make decisions on my own." ~ Penny Reid
6. "She said I owned the clothes of a radiologist and the shoes of an OBGYN; which is like the medical doctor equivalent of saying that I dressed like a librarian with a propensity of fuckmeboots." ~ Penny Reid
7. "Sorry, sometimes when I try to rhyme I end up sounding like Yoda." ~ Penny Reid
8. "We fought over the bill when it came. By fought I mean: I insisted loudly on paying half and he responded with beleaguered silence. Instead of discussing it or attempting to engage in my one-sided conversation, he wordlessly put his credit card in the holder; he kept it carefully out of my reach as I continued to list all the reasons we should split the check, not the least of which was that we'd agreed earlier that this was not a date,then handed it stealthily to the waiter as he passed. I was still oblivious, making my case, when Quinn signed the receipt."Wait- what are you doing?" I looked from him to the paper slip.Silence. Scribble. Silence. "Did you just sign that? Was that the check?" My voiced hitched, my eyes wide with pseudo outrage. He glanced up at me, something like mock innocence lighting his features, and said, "I'm sorry. Did you want to split that?" ~ Penny Reid
9. "Boy bands are sent by God to aid women of all ages in their quest to avoid reality, but specifically to trick young women into believing that males think about topics other than sex." ~ Penny Reid
10. "And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face." ~ Penny Reid
11. "It means my brain finds you more interesting than all the really interesting trivial facts I could be contemplating or researching at present." ~ Penny Reid
12. "That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin." ~ Penny Reid
13. "If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing;but, since we lived in the 21st century I would have to settle for the wordier GQ model hot." ~ Penny Reid
14. "God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes. But I…" ~ Penny Reid
15. "Dan was shorter than me, especially as I was wearing sky blue silk stilettos. He appeared to be my age or a few years older,stocky, and thick necked with swirling tattoos just visible beneath the blue collar of his uniform.Dan gave me a plain once over as he walked me to an elevator and placed his palm against a glass screen. The screen retracted to reveal keypad. Dan then punched in a series of numbers and he said- "You're very big."I gave him a cursory smile, "Yes. I ate all my vegetables as a child." ~ Penny Reid
16. "« Quote of the day: "Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it»." ~ Penny Reid
17. "I was planning to sort my comic books based on level of second wave feminist influence." "As opposed to first wave?" "Yes, well, Susan B. Anthony laid the foundation for those who have come after. It's all really interrelated but she didn't have direct influence over late twentieth century comics." ~ Penny Reid
18. "And looking like sex on a stick – if sex were Italian and the stick had an unfair amount of charisma." ~ Penny Reid
19. "If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you." ~ Penny Reid
20. "The best stories, I feel, are those that are self-deprecating and involve some thread of irony." ~ Penny Reid
21. "He half said, half mumbled, "I'm not that nice." ~ Penny Reid
22. "However, the more stressful my situation is, the less I think about it, or anything related to it. At present , I thought about how the elevators were like mechanical horses, and I wondered if anyone loved them or named them." ~ Penny Reid
23. "Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as Superman. He was proof that God existed, and that God loved straight women." ~ Penny Reid
24. "desire to cherish each person's bullshit and call it a beautiful snowflake." ~ Penny Reid
25. "Do ever respond to a question without asking another question?Does it bother you?No. But it does confirm my hypothesis.What hypothesis?He let out a heavy sigh, and with it, all the residual warmth from our flirty banther evaporated. " You're a shrink," he said. He might as well have accused me of being a traitor or a murder or a Kardeshian." ~ Penny Reid
26. "Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode." ~ Penny Reid
27. "When we unloaded the last box Vincent surprised me by taking my hand and placing a kiss on my knuckles. His deep chocolate eyes gazed into mine as he spoke with an air of knowing wisdom, "If I ever cheated on my wife I think she'd have cut my balls off. If you don't want to castrate this guy after what he's done then he's not the one for you." he nodded as though affirming the truth of his words." ~ Penny Reid
28. "I think you're better off without him." Ashley didn't lift her blue eyes from her scarf as she offered her thoughts; her long,straight brown hair was pulled into a clever twist. She was a nurse practitioner originally from Tennessee and I loved listening to her accent; "I never trust a Jon without an ‘h'. John should be spelled J-o-h-n, not J-o-n." ~ Penny Reid
29. "I recognized him instantly even though the last time I saw him in person he was seventeen, naked, and asleep. I was sixteen, haphazardly dressed, and sneaking out his window." ~ Penny Reid
30. "He was hot like lava and sexy like cake. Wait, like lava cake. Yum." ~ Penny Reid
31. "We see the strengths and faults in others that we do not or cannot recognize in ourselves." ~ Penny Reid
32. "My upstairs brain and my downstairs brain engaged in a game of risk and it was downstairs' turn to roll the dice." ~ Penny Reid
33. "Who called it? I called it! That's right, uh huh!" ~ Penny Reid
34. "I decided, as I succumbed to sleep, that men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons." ~ Penny Reid
35. "He didn't save us ; haven't you been listening?" Elizabeth held an icepack to her chin where she'd been hit by an meaty elbow . "Fiona stabbed one of them with a Susan Bates needle, Marie was wielding a tequila bottle, Sandra pistol-whipped the other, and I shot the third.""Where were Janie and Kat?" Ashley looked from me to Kat."Hiding behind the couch like sane people!" Kat said before anyone else could speak." ~ Penny Reid
36. "So, as you can see and if you reflect on it, awkward headed-females mating with beautifully normal headed-males is a bad idea." ~ Penny Reid
37. "It's nice to hear your voice…?" The statement came out sounding like a question, as though Iwere playing jeopardy and I'd chosen my category-‘I'll take ‘Charming Chit Chat' for $200, Alex' and behind the $200 read: ‘This is what you sayto the hot guy- you abandoned- when he returns after you inexplicably leave him and his privatejet in Las Vegas after having amazing and multiple occurrences of the hot sex." ~ Penny Reid
38. "The dreams were the troubling kind where I thought the action and events were genuine while asleep; upon waking and in retrospect I realized they were obviously completely implausible.The one I remembered most intensely upon waking was about losing my teeth. The fragments of bone continually fell out of my mouth every time I opened it to speak; and they ran away- though they had no legs- which, in the dream, sent me into a panic.There is nothing quite like watching one's own legless teeth running away." ~ Penny Reid
39. "He lifted a single eyebrow as he adjusted his pants, zipping his fly. The sound made my back stiffen and I realized how close we'd just been to copulating in the back of a car."I think you look good just like that."I stared at him for two seconds before I smacked him on his infuriatingly well-muscled shoulder."My shirt is ripped open and…" I frantically twisted in my seat and may have shrieked, "Where are my underwear?!"There was no amusement in his voice when he responded, "Someplace safe."My eyes widened further and, I knew, my mouth hung open dumbly. I was about to lose my mind."Give them back-""You don't need them-""-to me right now-""-and you should try new things-""I am not leaving this limo while commando!"The passenger door on Quinn's side opened and I yanked the skirt I was wearing back to my midcalf.I didn't miss his dark smile when it was clear that I was not likely to push the underwear issue further until we were in private. And, by then, it likely wouldn't matter." ~ Penny Reid
40. "I don't think of you as perfect."Oh… ok." My eyelashes blinked in rapid succession and my brain started compiling the list ofall my imperfections, "It's because of my height? My seepage of trivial facts? My granny panties-" ~ Penny Reid
41. "Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries." ~ Penny Reid

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