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1. "Bleary-eyed one morning, with caffeine still missing from my system, I fumbled my way along the dusty path to the guest tents, calling out ‘Good morning!' in as cheery a voice as the hour would allow (it was barely after five o'clock, and the sun had only just cracked the horizon). I heard a rhythmic thumping, getting rapidly louder, and I turned to find 1,600 pounds of pissed-off cow bearing down on me. Clearly it disagreed with my assessment of the morning." ~ Peter Allison
2. "It was the most ludicrous sound I had ever heard. The strangled gargling sounded like a goat that was having an unpleasant sexual encounter." ~ Peter Allison
3. "The purpose of your vote is't to elect someone, but rather to express your opinion." ~ Peter Allison
4. "But after dealing with Roy for a while I just wanted to get through the time I'd signed on for, to prove to myself that I couldn't be beaten by a girly-faced, chicken-boned, racist cat." ~ Peter Allison
5. "Just so you know,' I explained, remembering my own earlier arrogance, ‘if you've ever owned a cat and therefore think you know how to handle a puma, you don't. It would be like playing with sharks because you once owned a goldfish." ~ Peter Allison
6. "I answered that I was sure, and he asked me again, and this time I understood his concern. ‘I'm not embarrassed!' I said, or at least tried to say, before recalling that embarazada means something entirely different to ‘embarrassed' and that I'd just wailed at the doctor that I wasn't pregnant, something his medical training had presumably made evident to him." ~ Peter Allison
7. "This tree, though, had not been fed on, so it was apparent that the culprit was a bull (elephant) who was filled with testosterone but no outlet for it, so he pushed over trees. It's a great release for a bull and a way of showing his strength after a female has rejected him. If human males had the same ability, global deforestation would be complete by now." ~ Peter Allison

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