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1. "We all know how 'modern democracies take loaves from the wealthy.' It's the slipups in the 'pass them out to the poor' department that inspire a study of Economics." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
2. "A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
3. "Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
4. "It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
5. "If government were a product, selling it would be illegal." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
6. "The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
7. "We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it..." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
8. "Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce." ~ P.J. O'Rourke
9. "People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer differences than a Lhasa apso and a toy fox terrier. A Japanese raised in Riyadh would be an Arab. A Zulu raised in New Rochelle would be an orthodontist. People are all the same, though their circumstances differ terribly." ~ P.J. O'Rourke

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