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1. "Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."
Author: Ann Coulter
2. "People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can."
Author: Daniel Keyes
3. "I wonder how long it would take him to realize I'm right as sin - it's the rest of the world that's wrong. I'm not even sure how I qualify for admission to Aspen Springs. Does wanting to die equal losing your mind?"
Author: Ellen Hopkins
4. "I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend."
Author: George Lindsey
5. "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
Author: George S. Patton
6. "Thinks that twitter is like facebook's slutty cousin. It does everything dumb and whore-ish you're too responsible to do"
Author: Jessica Park
7. "The shocking possibility that dumb people don't exist in sufficient numbers to warrant the millions of careers devoted to tending them will seem incredible to you."
Author: John Taylor Gatto
8. "If it's that jerk, he's going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.' Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick."
Author: Lexi Blake
9. "Washington politicians basically view the People as a capricious and dangerous enemy, a dumb mob whose only interesting quality happens to be their power to take away politicians' jobs... When the government sees its people as the enemy, sooner or later that feeling gets to be mutual. And that's when the real weirdness begins."
Author: Matt Taibbi
10. "You can't be a doctor. Only boys can be doctors. Leroy's got to be the doctor.""You're full of shit, Spiegelglass, Leroy's dumber than I am. I got to be doctor because I'm the smart one and being a girl don't matter.""You'll see. You think you can do what boys do but you're going to be a nurse, no two ways about it. It doesn't matter about brains, brains don't count. What counts is whether you're a boy or a girl."I hauled off and belted her one."
Author: Rita Mae Brown
11. "Real teenage boys aren't like characters in the books you read. They smell funny and are obsessed with video games and say dumb things."
Author: Stacey Jay

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I work out four days a week in the off-season, and in the warm, running weather months, I do five days. A push/pull regime of weightlifting, cycling, and the occasional Saturday or Sunday run with my oldest son, even if it's cold out."
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