Barbie Quotes

1. "I was the kid growing up who would play with G.I. Joes in a pink dress and then run off to play with my Barbies. It doesn't mean that I'm less girly, it just means that I have this other side of me. It's kinda cool to be a little bit of both, I think."
Author: Adrianne Palicki

2. "When Lindsey and I played Barbies Barbie and Ken got married at sixteen. To us there was only one true love in everyone's life we have no concept of compromise or retries."
Author: Alice Sebold

3. "I felt like Barbie's less-than-perfect friend."
Author: Ally Carter

4. "The big guys who ran things didn't want you thinking or feeling. It slowed down production. They wanted you scared and working so you wouldn't bump up against the truth--life could be fun. Yup, they wanted you scared. They wanted you grim. They wanted you madly cranking out Barbie dolls or Post Toasties or Xerox, or they wanted you overworked and underpaid at teaching so you could at least feel smart, and they wanted you to keep having kids so you'd have to keep working at whatever job you were stuck in and not have time to think or feel or, if you did, you certainly wouldn't have time to do anything about it, or even get close to the big fun, the fun that belonged only to them. And then they wanted your kids to hop on the same treadmill."
Author: Bill Ripley

5. "If you want a perfect girl, GO and buy a barbie!"
Author: C.M.

6. "I was into Barbie and designer jeans."
Author: Carson Kressley

7. "You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually."
Author: Cate Blanchett

8. "How do I look?"She was wearing a pair of tiny jean shorts and a bright pink T-shirt. Her blond hair was matted on one side and there were dirt smudges all over her arms, legs, and face.Gabriel hesitated. "Like a Barbie doll that got run over by a garbage truck.""Wow. Really, Gabriel?"
Author: Chelsea Fine

9. "And there they were being so responsible, practicing safe sex and all. She'd been a fool to believe all that hype, she thought. The only hundred percent safe sex was between Barbie and Ken, and she'd heard rumors that they weren't doing it anymore."
Author: Christopher Pike

10. "A life with Ren was harder to picture. We didn't look as if we belonged together. It was like matching up Ken with Strawberry Shortcake. He needed Barbie."
Author: Colleen Houck

11. "A trio of teenagers, dressed like Prostitute Barbie, approached, drift-netting the width of the pavement."
Author: David Mitchell

12. "She once led this secret uprising to switch the voice boxes of Barbies and G.I. Joes. When they hit the shelves, G.I. Joe said, 'Let's go shopping!' and Barbie said, 'The enemy must be overtaken.'I laugh. "No way.""Yes way. Sex-role stereotyping in children's toys, all that."
Author: Deb Caletti

13. "Ella was vapid and worthless at least nine-tenths of the time, but when she got really mad, her face became sharp and purposeful. Almost vicious. Like if Barbie were suddenly possessed by Atilla the Hun."
Author: Francine Pascal

14. "My first modeling job was Gap, and my first time in front of the camera was for a Soda Pop Girls commercial - it's one of those Bratz dolls, Barbie dolls...one of those."
Author: Hailee Steinfeld

15. "I walk to my car without looking back, and as I drive away, I'm hit with a sudden wave of sadness. But it's a distant kind of sad - like when you look at your Barbies and realize you don't want to play with them anymore, because you're growing up and you've moved on, and in your heart you know it's time to make room for other things."
Author: Hannah Harrington

16. "It is Nixon himself who represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character that almost every country in the world has learned to fear and despise. Our Barbie-doll president, with his Barbie-doll wife and his boxful of Barbie-doll children is also America's answer to the monstrous Mr. Hyde. He speaks for the Werewolf in us; the bully, the predatory shyster who turns into something unspeakable, full of claws and bleeding string-warts on nights when the moon comes to close…"
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

17. "Where is Barbie?"The female shifter snickered and choked it off."Is there a stripper pole?"
Author: Ilona Andrews

18. "I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie."
Author: Isla Fisher

19. "Are you done dressing me like I'm your own personal Barbie?""Bitch, if you were my Barbie, you'd be half naked."
Author: J. Lynn

20. "Aside from being terrifying, it was totally humiliating. Rose Tyler, Barbie doll."
Author: Jacqueline Rayner

21. "I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."
Author: James Patterson

22. "You know how some kids get excited about the first day of school and have an outfit all picked out and a new lunch box and stuff? Well, they're bleeping idiots.Can we play hooky?" Iggy muttered as he scrambled eggs.Somehow I suspect they're picky about that," I said, dropping more bread into the toaster. "I bet they'd call Anne."I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."I narrowed my eyes at her."
Author: James Patterson

23. "Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula"
Author: Janet Evanovich

24. "After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby."
Author: Jeff Lindsay

25. "A short-haired Barbie would be an oxymoron."
Author: Joan Gould

26. "TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle."
Author: John C. McGinley

27. "He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid."
Author: Kelley Armstrong

28. "Do vampyres play chess? Were there vampyre dorks? How about Barbie-like vampyre cheerleaders? Did any vampyres play in the band? Were there vampyre Emos with their guy-wearing-girl's-pants weirdness and those awful bangs that cover half their faces? Or were they all those freaky Goth kids who didn't like to bathe much? Was I going to turn into a Goth kid? Or worse, an Emo? I didn't particularly like wearing black, at least not exclusively, and I wasn't feeling a sudden and unfortunate aversion to soap and water, nor did I have an obsessive desire to change my hairstyle and wear too much eyeliner."
Author: Kristin Cast

29. "I'll try to communicate, Taylor said. She spoke slowly and deliberately. Hello! We need help. Is your village close?My village is Denver. And I think it's a long way from here. I'm Nicole Ade. Miss Colorado.We have a Colorado where we're from too! Tiara said. She swiveled her hips, spread her arms wide, then brought her hands together prayer-style and bowed. Kipa aloha.Nicole stared. I speak English. I'm American. Also, did you learn those moves from Barbie's Hawaiian Vacation DVD?Ohmigosh, yes! Do your people have that, too?"
Author: Libba Bray

30. "I may not be Barbie on the outside, but on the inside, I'm a better Barbie than she'll ever be."
Author: Mady Olejniczak

31. "Adesea se gindea la discursul rostit de Dubcek la posturile de radio dupa intoarcerea sa de la Moscova. Nu-si mai amintea nimic din spuselel lui, dar ii mai rasuna si acum in ureche vocea aceea tremuratoare. Se gindea la soarta lui : niste soldati straini l-au arestat in propria sa tara, pe el, seful unui stat suveran, l-au ridicat, l-au tinut sechestrat timp de patru zile, undeva in muntii Ucrainei, l-au facut sa inteleaga ca va fi impuscat, asa cum fusese impuscat, cu doisprezece ani in urma, precursorul sau maghiar Imre Nagy, apoi l-au transferat la Moscova, i s-a poruncit sa se imbaieze, sa se barbiereasca, sa se imbrace, sa-si puna cravata, l-au anuntat ca nu mai era destinat plutonului de executie, ca trebuia sa se considere in continuare seful statului, l-au asezat la o masa in fata cu Brejnev si l-au constrins sa negocieze."
Author: Milan Kundera

32. "...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit."
Author: Mira Grant

33. "One day the Barbie without a head convinced Donny and Marie to put pink and blue Life pegs through the holes in their hands. The Barbies pretended the pegs were hits of acid and got the Osmonds to think they could fly."
Author: Pamela Ribon

34. "I was never tomboyish. I loved Barbies. It's just the way I grew up."
Author: Poppy Montgomery

35. "Ash has a huge customized Barbie collection. Aside from Horror Movie Barbie (head lopped halfway off, torn and bloody clothes), Commando Barbie (camouflage bandana, pistol-whipping Ken with toy guns stolen from Josh), there is my personal favorite, Fat Barbie (dressed in a muumuu, sporting extra body girth and a double chin, thanks to the discreet placement of Silly Putty), I think Fat Barbie is genius but Nancy flipped out when she saw her. Our mother, whose statuesque blond Minnesouda beauty makes her look like a Barbie, is a size four on her bloated days."
Author: Rachel Cohn

36. "As a kid, he would have given just about anything to touch a naked Barbie, but he'd never been lucky enough to get within ogling distance. Now that he was afforded a good look at her, he discovered she had a scrawny ass and her knees made weird crunching sounds."
Author: Rachel Gibson

37. "Pero esta habitación parecía que había sido decorada por el impío hijo ilegítimo de Barbie y la Tarta de Fresa"
Author: Rachel Hawkins

38. "Whatever dude, just as long as you're ok with carrying this thing out looking like Disco Barbie, it's cool with us."
Author: Rachel Higginson

39. "I think Ken should grow some balls and tell Barbie to piss off," Matt said after Ashley waved an accusing finger in Darren's (leg-puppy) face, then stomped off to a table beside a window."
Author: Rebekkah Ford

40. "...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, "access"-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps. Porn. Anything. If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever."
Author: Richard Kadrey

41. "I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful."
Author: Ruth Handler

42. "She hated their new nickname. It made them sound like deranged Barbie dolls."
Author: Sara Shepard

43. "I feel like a giant Barbie.""I do not become romantically involved with plastic people," said Tybalt dryly."
Author: Seanan McGuire

44. "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
Author: Steven Wright

45. "At least this one is more entertaining than the others. It's like Hooker Barbie masquerading as Nancy Drew."
Author: Tiffany Snow

46. "In real life these women experienced different sides of the same sexism coin. People who didn't like Hillary called her a ballbuster. People who didn't like Sarah called her Caribou Barbie. People attempted to marginalize these women based on their gender."
Author: Tina Fey

47. "I enjoy getting dressed as a Barbie doll."
Author: Vanna White

48. "Teenage hormones plus a few hot guys equals Barbie blood bath."
Author: Veronica Wolff

49. "I'll never be like a Barbie girl, that's for sure."
Author: Victoria Azarenka

50. "I found the world of the Little House books to be so much less confusing, not just because it was "simpler," as plenty of people love to insist, but because it reconciled all the little contradictions of my modern girlhood. On the Banks of Plum Creek clicked with me especially, with its perfect combination of pinafores and recklessness. (I will direct your attention to the illustration on page 31 of my Plum Creek paperback, where you will note how fabulous Laura looks as she pokes the badger with a stick; her style is casual yet feminine, perfect for precarious nature adventures!) At an age when I found myself wanting both a Webelos uniform and a head of beautiful Superstar Barbie hair, On the Banks of Plum Creek was a reassuring book. Being a girl sometimes made more sense in Laura World than it did in real life."
Author: Wendy McClure

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