Barista Quotes

1. "New Yorkers love the bigness -- the skyscrapers, the freedom, the lights. But they also love it when they can carve out some smallness for themselves. When the guy at the corner store knows which newspaper you want. When the barista has your order ready before you open your mouth. When you start to recognize the people in your orbit, and you know that, say, if you're waiting for the subway at eight fifteen on the dot, odds are the redhead with the red umbrella is going to be there too."
Author: David Levithan

2. "Aku sudah diperalat oleh seseorang yang merasa punya segala-galanya, menjebakku dalam tantangan bodoh yang cuma jadi pemuas egonya saja, dan aku sendiri terperangkap dalam kesempurnaan palsu, artifisial! serunya gemas, "Aku malu kepada diriku sendiri, kepada semua orang yang sudah kujejali dengan kegomalan Ben's Perfecto."Gombal? Aku positif tidak mengerti."Dan kamu tahu apa kehebatan kopi tiwus itu?" katanya dengan tatapan kosong, "Pak Seno bilang, kopi itu mampu menghasilkan reaksi macam-macam. Dan dia benar. Kopi tiwus telah membuatku sadar, bahwa aku ini barista terburuk. Bukan cuma sok tahu, mencoba membuat filosofi dari kopi lalu memperdagangkannya, tapi yang paling parah, aku sudah merasa membuat kopi paling sempurna di dunia. Bodoh! Bodoooh!" Filosofi Kopi"
Author: Dee

3. "I couldn't be a doctor. I have no patience for patients, like I do silly puns. But I could be a barista, because I love coffee like I love sex—and that's why I pay for it."
Author: Jarod Kintz

4. "Brighid's eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan's red flashes. Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. "No, you foolish mortal," I'd say as my eyes glowed, "I ordered a nonfat latte."
Author: Kevin Hearne

5. "'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a sale on social mobility. The longer your coffee order takes to place, the more you have to pay.' 'Perfect. Reverse consumerism.'"
Author: S.W. Vaughn

6. "Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that."
Author: Taylor Swift

7. "World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes."
Author: Timothy Ferriss

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