Bastar Quotes

1. "Ari stood up to greet them, and Crawford went back to his grumpy bastard therapy, which some people confused with spinning."
Author: Amy Lane

2. "I'm a real bastard without him," Jace apologized, and Nick gulped some water and nodded. "Yeah, I hear that. Why?" Jace looked at him in outrage because the question was… was self-explanatory. "Because! Because he's… he's Quent!"
Author: Amy Lane

3. "A bastard son must fight his own way in the world. Osferth knew that."
Author: Bernard Cornwell

4. "The greedy bastard, thought Weintî. He knows perfectly well that twenty shekels is the going rate for a female household slave of my age."
Author: Betty Cross

5. "Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can't fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me."
Author: Buffy Andrews

6. "Why couldn't he just keep being an evil, soulless bastard so I knew what his role was and I knew mine?"
Author: C.J. Roberts

7. "La televisión amigo Daniel, es el Anticristo y le digo yo que bastarán tres o cuatro generaciones para que la gente ya no sepa tirarse pedos por su cuenta y el ser humano vuelva a la caverna, a la barbarie medieval, y a estados de imbecilidad que ya superó la babosa allá por el pleistoceno. Este mundo no se morirá de una bomba atómica como dicen los diarios, se morirá de risa, de banalidad, haciendo un chiste de todo, y además un chiste malo"-Fermin Romero de Torres"
Author: Carlos Ruiz Zafón

8. "Using music to promote hate seems to be the bastardisation of music to me."
Author: Chris Lowe

9. "Winter denial: therein lay the key to California Schadenfreude--the secret joy that the rest of the country feels at the misfortune of California. The country said: "Look at them, with their fitness and their tans, their beaches and their movie stars, their Silicon Valley and silicone breasts, their orange bridge and their palm trees. God, I hate those smug, sunshiny bastards!" Because if you're up to your navel in a snowdrift in Ohio, nothing warms your heart like the sight of California on fire. If you're shoveling silt out of your basement in the Fargo flood zone, nothing brightens your day like watching a Malibu mansion tumbling down a cliff into the sea. And if a tornado just peppered the land around your Oklahoma town with random trailer trash and redneck nuggets, then you can find a quantum of solace in the fact that the earth actually opened up in the San Fernando Valley and swallowed a whole caravan of commuting SUVs."
Author: Christopher Moore

10. "You're one cruel bastard," she managed to get out.He tsked with his tongue. "Everyone says that." Then he took hold of her chin and locked his gaze with hers. "Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind – you know that. And sometimes, it takes a bastard to see it through."
Author: Dianna Hardy

11. "I will protect you," she promised the Bosendorfer inside. "I won't let you down."Sophie gave her a quizzical look."Bastards better not hurt my piano," Miranda replied."That's what you're worried about right now? What about your boyfriend?"
Author: Dianne Sylvan

12. "In that same year, NYU conducted its own study. With rats. They implanted electrodes in the brains of male rats and put two buttons in their cages. When the lucky little bastards pushed the blue button, the electrodes triggered an orgasm. When they pushed a red button, they were given food.Care to guess what happened to all the rats?They died.They fucking starved to death.They never pushed the red button.Need I say more?"
Author: Emma Chase

13. "I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him."
Author: Frank Miller

14. "(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**"
Author: Gena Showalter

15. "Never had Dallas seen the Targon more pissed. There'd been none of his usual charm, none of his nonchalance. He simply hadn't liked other men looking at Bride. And when the Mckell had staked claim on her ... shit. Bastard was probably already dead."
Author: Gena Showalter

16. "Are you going to suggest I kiss you for good luck or strength or whatever it is your sex demon needs?" - WilliamThat earned the warrior a two-fingered salute."So that's a no?" William asked.Paris worked his jaw. "Here, let me help you off the cliff to the drawbridge." With no more warning, he shoved William over the ledge. He thought he heard a fading, "So not cool," from the bastard as he fell...fell..Splat.Paris worked"
Author: Gena Showalter

17. "Celebrity and secrets don't go together. The bastards will get you in the end."
Author: George Michael

18. "And then the years were gone, and he was back at Winterfell once more, wearing a quilted leather coat in place of mail and plate. His sword was not made of wood, and it was Robb who stood facing him, not Iron Emmett.Every morning they had trailed together, since they were big enough to walk; Snow and Stark, spinning and slashing about the wards of Winterfell, shouting and laughing, sometimes crying when there was no one else to see. They were not little boys when they fought, but knights and mighty heroes. "I'm Prince Aemon the Dragonknight," Jon would call out, and Robb would shout back, "Well, I'm Florian the Fool." Or Robb would say, "I'm the Young Dragon," and Jon would reply, "I'm Ser Ryam Redwyne."That morning he called it first. "I'm Lord of Winterfell!" he cried, as he had a hundred times before. Only this time, this time, Robb had answered, "You can't be Lord of Winterfell, you're bastard-born. My lady mother says you can't ever be the Lord of Winterfell."
Author: George R.R. Martin

19. "Bastard children were born from lust and lies, men said; their nature was wanton and treacherous." — Jon Snow"
Author: George R.R. Martin

20. "There were times—not many, but a few—when Jon Snow was glad he was a bastard."
Author: George R.R. Martin

21. "I look around me sometimes and I get sick to my stomach. Why the hell don't these bastards do something? I wonder. They don't do a fucking thing, and then they moan about it."
Author: Haruki Murakami

22. "Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all— and when you mention it to the girl, she'll tell you he has an inferiority complex. Maybe he has, but that still doesn't keep him from being a bastard, in my opinion."
Author: J.D. Salinger

23. "Oh, by the way, Phury's here again, and he brought that Chosen with him. Figured you'd want to know in case you see a random female ghosting around here."Whoa. Surprise. "How's he doing?"Zsadist paused. "I don't know. He's pretty tight about shit. Not real talkative. The bastard.""Oh, and you're a candidate for The View?""Right back at you, Bahbwa.""Touché."
Author: J.R. Ward

24. "How'm I doin'?" Jim asked in his own voice—hey, he could talk out of the bastard's mouth, too.Across the way, Adrian shrugged. "Pretty damn good—I can't sense you. But I gotta ask—the pair of you want a cigarette? Or are you going for a twofer?"
Author: J.R. Ward

25. "I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won't let me forget and move on."
Author: Jarod Kintz

26. "Bastard hits harder than a fucking freight train."I just smiled. "I know."
Author: Jeaniene Frost

27. "I'm not bitter for they are telling me I am HISTORYYou wouldn't be bitter if you are HISTORY any of youA MAN would not be bitter if entering History! nor should a WOMANBreak my heart, better than break my nose (you bastards)Revenge is SWEET (& I need to acquire that taste)"
Author: Joyce Carol Oates

28. "Fu dogs," Puck mused as we approached the doors, hopping over shattered pillars and crumbling archways. "You know, I met a Fu dog once in Beijing. Persistent bastard chased me all over the temple grounds. Seemed to think I was some kind of evil spirit.""Imagine that," Grimalkin muttered, and the Wolf snorted with laughter. Puck flicked a pebble at him."
Author: Julie Kagawa

29. "Mel's face is red with anger. "That rat bastard. I hope he gets diarrhea. Stinky ass bubble guts that make Summer want to puke. I hope they both get the squirts."
Author: Julie Prestsater

30. "Barrons." I hastily shoved the phone between the cushions. Ms. Lane." He inclined his dark head. You tattooed me, you bastard." I got right to the point."
Author: Karen Marie Moning

31. "She was ONLY FOURTEEN, YOU SICK BASTARD!"
Author: Karl Jones

32. "By the time Sarah's in her forties and pops out a litter of brats for me to spoil, I'll be entirely convinced that a stork left them on her doorstep. I'll pretend the burgeoning stomach is nothing more than a new fashion statement where you shove a pillow underneath your shirt. And if the kids just so happen to look like their bastard of a father, I'll chuckle and say, ‘What are the odds that huge ass bird just so happened to have a matching set of tiny tykes to drop off that look just like you, so-and-so.' Then I'll ignore Sarah and her husband's confused looks, and go about my ignorant existence with a goofy grin plastered on my crazed face."
Author: Katelin LaMontagne

33. "We talked about phonies. We talked about truth. We talked about gangsters; we talked about business. We talked about the nice poor people who went to the electric chair; and we talked about the rich bastards who didn't. We talked about religious people who had perversions. We talked about a lot of things.We got drunk."
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

34. "Sam Roth, you bastard," Cole said. There was admiration in his voice, which probably meant I'd made a poor decision."
Author: Maggie Stiefvater

35. "It is of the dubious inevitable side of human nature—like gold teeth and tinned salmon and bastard lacy valentines"
Author: Mary MacLane

36. "If it's a choice between being shat on and pissed on and used and being a bastard, I'll choose being a bastard any time."
Author: Melvin Burgess

37. "The image of God I was raised with was this: God is an angry bastard with a killer surveillance system who had to send his little boy (and he only had one) to suffer and die because I was bad. But the good news was that if I believed this story and then tried really hard to be good, when I died I would go to heaven, where I would live in a golden gated community with God and all the other people who believed and did the same things as I did.....this type of thinking portrays God as just as mean and selfish as we are, which feels like it has a lot more to do with our own greed and spite than it has to do with God."
Author: Nadia Bolz Weber

38. "What kind of sick bastard burns down a Christmas tree?"Hugh and I exchanged glances. "That's an excellent question," I said dryly.Peter looked startled. "Was it you?" he asked Hugh."No," said the imp. "It was Carter.""Your Christmas tree was burned down by an angel?" asked Cody."Yup. The irony isn't lost on me"
Author: Richelle Mead

39. "Sex makes monkeys out of all of us. If you don't give in to it, you wind up a cold, unfeeling bastard. If you do, you spend the rest of your life picking up the pieces. . . ."
Author: Rita Mae Brown

40. "You see Carter, people are two things: greedy and cruel. So we have a perfect set-up here. The greed part - a kid pays a buck for a chance to win a hundred. Plus fifty boxes of chocolates. The cruel part - watching two guys hitting each other, maybe hurting each other, while they're safe in the bleachers. That's why it works, Carter, because we're all bastards."
Author: Robert Cormier

41. "I moved further and further away from mass entertainment. The sexual element became increasingly sinister and bizarre. Don't blame me! The bastards drove me to it! They all backed off after that!"
Author: Robert Crumb

42. "After I left here on Saturday, I decided never to see you again."He was sliding the frittata under the broiler, so she could only see his profile, but damn if he didn't appear to be smirking."I know that, darling. It wounds my pride you won't go out with me, but I can console myself with the knowledge that when you do see me, you can't keep your knickers on for ten minutes running."She threw her cookie at him, feigning indignation. "You bastard! Are you calling me easy?""I like you easy. Besides, you're not to blame. Who'd want to wear wet knickers?"
Author: Ruthie Knox

43. "Find your happy faces, Gentlefucker Bastards, it's a bright new day and we get to start it EARLY!"
Author: Scott Lynch

44. "You stubborn bastard. Take it from someone who knows firsthand, there's a lot to be said for forgiveness. Grudges seldom hurt anyone except the one bearing them.""And there's a lot to be said for knocking enemies upside their heads and cracking skulls open."Ash & Urian"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

45. "I killed your friends." – Abigail"And I'm not happy about that. But your head wasn't screwed on right. It's easy to let the enemies in and listen to them sometimes, especially when they're pretending to be your best friends who only want the best for you. At least that's what they claim. They're insidious bastards, telling you what you want to hear and using your emotions to manipulate you think doing their bidding." – Sundown"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

46. "One of them is that a bastard is always a bastard and if I can hurt a bastard by digging up shit about him, then he deserves it."
Author: Stieg Larsson

47. "Lilith Bresson, innocent of everything except having a bastard for a father, took her new fate with a calm that was terrifying."
Author: Tabitha McGowan

48. "If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!"
Author: Terry Pratchett

49. "He absent-mindedly fondled his crotch and then whipped his hand away.No masturbation,he suddenly decided.He tried to think about this but sustained logical thought on one topic was difficult and unnecessary.No,i am not wasting any semen on Madna.It was an impulse,but he felt that he should record it.In the diary under that date,he wrote,'From today no masturbation.Test your will,you bastard'. Then he wondered at his bravado.No masturbation at all?That was impossible."
Author: Upamanyu Chatterjee

50. "Heavenly Bastard in the Sky, these cockroaches were sadomasochists, looking for the most painful way to die. Once I swallowed one absent-mindedly drinking my tea. Traumatised, I rang the local chemist. The voice on the line was gently reassuring: cockroaches were not poisonous, ingesting one would cause me no harm. Though, the chemist added, in terms of protein they were not as nutritious as snails."
Author: Xiaolu Guo

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